Grape head

Somebody who’s a bit of a knobhead but still a decent person

P1: Shut up you midget

P2: Shut up you grape head

by BigManKevFromHouse69 February 24, 2020

graped out

forgetting to properly grip and sip while drinking grape drink, consequently resulting in a massive stomach ache

Thug 1: Yo you want another can of grape drink?
Thug 2" Nahh man, im feelin a little graped out

by Tha Grimace January 30, 2011

Ketchup Grapes

A small grape like fruit that tastes like watered down, unsweetened ketchup.

Would you like some ketchup grapes with your salad?

by Ketchup Grapes April 30, 2022

Hot Grapes

Haemorrhoids; swellings that contain enlarged and swollen blood vessels in or around the lower rectum and anus

"There's bad weather coming. I can tell because my hot grapes are playing up."

by Professor New Burger January 09, 2014

Grape Water

A group of around 45 people who cycle through crying, being horny and being gay. Only personality trait is that they’re all argumentative. They band together like a pride of lions, thinking they look strong and tough but really it’s quite pathetic.

“Ugh not Grape Water telling everyone how horny they all are again...”
“Do Grape Water coordinate their schedules so they’re all horny at the same time?”

by canyonmoonotb December 28, 2020

microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat

Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour

by question,john November 11, 2020

Gangster Grapes

1. A large pair of breasts on a typical urban female.
2. Very large tits.
3. Ginormous boobs.

Damn!!! John, did you see the gangster grapes on that bitch?? They were HUGE!!!

by The Best Phone October 27, 2011