Funky-Towned

A state of alcohol intoxication. It is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. The literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarrassing song such as Funky Town and not laugh or smile.

Hey, how was the party last night?

It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!

Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!

by Crazy Gabe May 26, 2011

Funky flora

some real dank weed!

Yo lemme hit summa dat funky flora

by tokestreetsouthtoreeferway May 29, 2010

dA fUnKy mOnKeY

1) A user of gaiaonline who can reguarly be seen in the GD. Laid back and very kind but don't piss her off or she will throw a shoe at you!
2) A silly monkey who likes to get down and dance
3) a person who is down with the funk
4)pure awesomness and sweet as honey too

Oh Mel is dA fUnKy mOnKeY !

by KitKatFormbrickBrak March 23, 2009

funky bum muffin

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.

"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"

by Wyatt/Black December 9, 2008

funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.

I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.

by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014

funky whistle

1. A whistle that gets all the bitches
2. The act of giving a blowjob

1. I used my funky whistle and got Sarah!
2. Sarah gave me a funky whistle all night

by mr.dickbutt187 May 21, 2014

Funky time

To have the funkiest time. Sometimes used as a sexual innuendo.

Let's have a funky time.

That was the funkiest time I've had in years.

by GayKermitMeme July 9, 2018