The Funky Pirate

The Funky Pirate was a low-budget club in Haiti, but was never really a club. It was more a place for shady people to do underground deals. The Funky Pirate was made famous when someone was hired to kidnap a French boy for ransom. It closed in 1990 when someone hired a hitman there.

I'm going to the Funky Pirate, for I need to kill someone but I'm not man enough to do it.

by crap house hose May 3, 2021

The Funky Panther

The Funky fuhng-kee Panther pan-ther
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.

Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?

Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*

by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021

funky little popstar

This term comes from stan Twitter, it describes Jungkook, and if I see one of you lot using it for someone other than him, I'm gonna make you go back to the hell of irrelevance you crawled from.

Go Jungkookie, our funky little popstar!

by Purple Militia December 17, 2021

funky

a word used to describe a feeling or emotion you cannot properly explain. or something cool and interesting that you want to explain in extreme ways.

"that's a funky look!"
"what's that funky smell?"

"i have a funky feeling about this..."

by brittney fetus slaughter iii September 28, 2022

funky zest

marijuana.

from Vanilla Ice song/video "Roll 'Em Up".........
"bring the skunk and I'll hit the funky zest..."

by deanofranksammy August 25, 2011

Funky time

To have the funkiest time. Sometimes used as a sexual innuendo.

Let's have a funky time.

That was the funkiest time I've had in years.

by GayKermitMeme July 9, 2018

funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.

I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.

by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014