A mixture of "are you fucking with me?" and "are you serious?" commonly used when cut off by some dumbass driver, who was too stupid to get over when they were supposed to.
Also when you hear something completely unbelievable.
Also when you hear something completely unbelievable.
A stupid Honda cuts you off, almost causing you to text-end so you scream "are you fucking me seriously?"
"honey, I think were have sextuplets"
"are you fucking me seriously?"
"honey, I think were have sextuplets"
"are you fucking me seriously?"
by tinkmobile June 21, 2009
Get the are you fucking me seriously?mug. That punk in C-dorm wuz wearing them catch me fuck me's, so I grabbed him and gave him a big kiss. Then I left a twinkie and a cold soda on his bunk, to say thanks.
by Signal 20 October 7, 2006
Get the catch me fuck me'smug. These are articles worn by a party not at all interested in fucking. They are warning lights: stay away -- too hot. Do not touch with a 10-inch penis. Et cet er a.
"She was wearing black fuck-me pumps"
She looked hot.
"The example doesn't use the word come fuck me boots"
She looked hot.
"The example doesn't use the word come fuck me boots"
by Chris from Vancouver December 7, 2006
Get the come fuck me bootsmug. An expression of disbelief.
An expression of disappointment.
An expression of anger.
An invitation to an attractive member of the opposite sex
for a long fun filled weekend.
An expression of disappointment.
An expression of anger.
An invitation to an attractive member of the opposite sex
for a long fun filled weekend.
Horny guy: "Hi, I was standing over there admiring your beauty
when the thought came to me that maybe you would like come to my place for some wine, music and a fun weekend."
Cute chick: "That sounds interesting, I would love to."
Horny guy: "Let's get started! I want you to fuck me till Tuesday."
when the thought came to me that maybe you would like come to my place for some wine, music and a fun weekend."
Cute chick: "That sounds interesting, I would love to."
Horny guy: "Let's get started! I want you to fuck me till Tuesday."
by jsd9632 January 7, 2012
Get the fuck me till Tuesdaymug. When one dances so hard to a jam at a party that their head starts to hurt and they begin to drown in their sweat.
dude 1: Hey brah, why you lookin so sick man?
dude 2: dawg the bass line fucked me hard...my head is spinning and i think im about too....*throws up*
dude 1: das nasty man
dude 2: dawg the bass line fucked me hard...my head is spinning and i think im about too....*throws up*
dude 1: das nasty man
by thegirlthatkrumps December 4, 2010
Get the The bass line fucked me hardmug. by Bruiser Bradley October 7, 2008
Get the fuck me hairmug. by Idk1356 November 23, 2021
Get the Lissa fuck me daymug.