frozen felice

Using a frozen hotdog to stop rectal bleeding...

Mitch: “My boyfriend pounded me so hard last night, I had blood gushing down my legs.”
David: “Did you use the frozen felice to treat it?”
Mitch: “ I had to use a whole package and got off twice.”

by Gorillanuttz January 22, 2020

Frozen delight

When a Mexican tells you the cum isn’t spicy but it tastes spicy and you get confused but still eat it anyway and enjoy it but question while the Mexican lied.

Mexican: “Eat it”

Geck: “No”

Mexican: “It’s spicy”

Geck: “No it’s not”

Mexican: “Fuck off. Frozen delight bitch”

by BoobaBoba069 July 15, 2022

Frozen Fry

Putting your dick in the freezer until it freezes to then fry it until golden brown

Bro, the Frozen Fry fried the smegma right off me!

by raunchyraul December 27, 2021

frozen peaches

A southern expression used to convey a sense of astonishment/ excitement

Frozen peaches! I dropped my boiled peanuts on Jimmy!

by Bunnyslipper May 8, 2019

frozen supermarket pizzas

capable of being cooked to perfection by a nuclear explosion at a certain distance of the radius

"Did you know that during a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection?"

"I never knew that fam."

by The Local Tax Agent June 4, 2024

frozen graveyard

when a girl sticks a popsicle up her hoo-ha and then has sex with a frozen vagina.

i told her to stick a popsicle in there before i banged her. frozen graveyard!

by foxx red February 24, 2015

Frozen Lake

Your frozen lake is the name for what you want the most in the world, and you want it... you want it so bad that you'll do anything to get it. And your heart takes over. But because of that... it destroys you in the end.

Kensi Blye : I'm standing on my frozen lake.

by Thegraduateess2022 January 16, 2022