friend

The excuse for abuse.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

by AJ August 21, 2003

friend

a close friend that'll tell you many things and hang out alot

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Friends

Something you will never have.

I have no “friends” because I’m a ignorant bitch.

by Prosthetic patrica July 16, 2020

Friends

A non-Existant entity/ Mythical creature that is supposedley made up by people who think they are cool (AKA the Government) and are always happy. The concept of a friend us highly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs, or you will be eaten by a brown snake. The side affects of buying this myth include being happy, having all your problems dealt with, laughing, going to the shops every so often, human interatction, and having strange people over at your house, sometimes at night. Risk factors include being forced into a blind date, being forced into smal places with other people, and human interatction.

Mythical Creature (friend): Are we BFF's
Me: FUCK OFF YOU MYTHICAL DISTRATCTION CREATED BY THE DEVIL! BEGON YOU THOT WANNA-BE. FRIENDS WILL CAUSE ME TO BE EATEN BY A BROWN SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!

by georgemmy May 12, 2018

as a friend

what u say about the guy whos really nice, but like.. so very unattractive.

pat: i really like u athina
me: umm, ya i like u as a friend.

by deenie June 18, 2004

friend

the person ur bangin but tryna keep on the low

oh him...hes just a friend

by M January 14, 2004

friend

That one more beer that makes that beast look like a beauty

Alcohol is my best friend.

by fecker December 23, 2003