complex memory

Memory with both a real and imaginary component to it. (Analogous to complex numbers)
Alice: so you won a lottery after the bar fight but aliens stole the cash... are you sure you're not making this up?
Bob: I admit it's a complex memory.
by johnaoeboecoedoe May 26, 2013
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total memories

Come out tonight, it will be total memories!
by Adam December 02, 2004
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Memory Fish

When you have a 3 second memory.
When you meet someone at the weekend and they remeber your name and you have no idea who they are. ' sorry I am a memory fish'.
by DangerDBN June 03, 2020
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No Memory March

No Memory March is where you can't remember anything for a month therefore you become retarded until April 1st
Person 1: why is everyone acting so retarded?

Person 2: oh you didn't hear? It's no memory March.

Person 1: no memory March? What the hell is no memory ma-

Person 1's memory: *forgets everything*

Person 1: *goes full retard*
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Memory Arrogance

When the awareness of one's (highly) functional memory keeps one from studying/preparing for an exam in a rational way, usually manifesting itself in binge watching TV shows on Netflix, the discovery of new interests, and Googling random celebrities.
That girl has a serious case of memory arrogance- she thinks she is still going to do well on the exam, but only read the notes once then spent the rest of the night Googling celebrity doppelgangers.
by sarbear11 October 23, 2013
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GoldFish Memory Emo

When someone says something you don't understand. When you complain about things then don't know what the other person is trying to say.
"Ugh Haley and Chloe. I just can't with you GoldFish Memory emos" -oscar
by GOD AND MOSES November 06, 2017
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