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cereal

1. the thing you eat in the morning when you have nothing else to eat.
2. the thing you eat in the morning when you lazy as fuck.
I'm gonna eat some cereal today.
by fxLight August 6, 2017
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Cereal boy

A male that prefers cereal over a cooked meal for some reason
by Anticerealman123 April 21, 2021
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Pablo cereal surprise

The sexual act of when a man goes ahead and nuts into an unprotected woman. This woman proceeds to become pregnant and have the baby. There are two steps that can be done in place of each other. The first is to shove cereal down the baby’s throat and toss the newborn in the box down the toilet. The second is to run away with all the cereal and steal any cereal that the woman buys
Yo I pulled a Pablo cereal surprise on that hoe so hard! I get all the cereal!
by pissthan January 13, 2018
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Cereal without milk

Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards
Did you see timmy eating cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.
by Milk in cereal guy October 6, 2023
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Dessert Cereal

A second serving of cereal of a different type. Usually a sugary, kids cereal.
Person 1: What's for breakfast?

Person 2: Raisin bran. Then I'll be having Fruity Pebbles for my dessert cereal.
by trishphish June 21, 2010
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Vrowl of Cereal

A "vrowl" of cereal is a term popularized in the early 21st century by millennial teenagers, which is described as a bowl of cereal that one enjoys to such an extent that they are willing to make another bowl of cereal. In older definitions, the prerequisites for a bowl of cereal being classified as a "vrowl" may have differed from the present ones, in that it may have been required that the person actually perform the action of making the second bowl of cereal before the first could be classified as a "vrowl". There is much controversy over how the term should be used because of this, and due to the overwhelming confusion, weak-minded individuals may opt to simply insult the idea of a "vrowl" of cereal instead of attempting to properly understand it.
Person 1: Hey, what are you eating?

Person 2: A vrowl of cereal. Shit's good.
by Mine craftmaster11 September 22, 2022
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hard rock cereal

Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.
I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!
by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023
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