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duck's breakfast

I woke up in the garage feeling rotten, I was only fit for a duck's breakfast
by roaryourarseoff June 5, 2013
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Magic Breakfast

A combo move in the bedroom that includes performing the houdini and then finishing off with a jelly donut
She kept complaining that I never cook so during our saturday morning bang i faked my load then blasted her face and punched her in the nose; "enjoy your Magic Breakfast babe".
by theProfessorK October 7, 2011
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Breakfast Buns

The act of eating a pancake breakfast out of the crack of some glorious buns.
So the other day, my bitch let me have breakfast buns for dinner. I can't believe how much syrup came out of her ass.
by The Oracle 87 June 29, 2019
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taint breakfast

noun;
The act of violently forcing another persons face into their own taint/twat. Either pushing down forwards or bending backwards (scorpion)
Sean was acting like a real douchenozzel, so I gave him a hot taint breakfast.
by TheRealMasterBlaster December 11, 2013
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Labia Breakfast

When a female wakes her partner by silently lowering her privates down onto the sleeping persons face. They awaken to a face full of lady parts for a pleasant surprise.
Oh my, i woke Henry up with a Labia Breakfast the other day, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to do. He said he loved it.
by nico-p March 9, 2018
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breakfast

got any breakfast
I think i some breakfast
by boardie September 26, 2004
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japanese breakfast

A blow job in which the girl has a mouthful of not only cock, but warm noodles.
"Dude, she totally gave me a Japanese Breakfast!"
by Mathetron January 26, 2007
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