The veritable breakfast of champions which consists solely of a cigarette with coffee and/or hard liquor.
by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023
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She kept complaining that I never cook so during our saturday morning bang i faked my load then blasted her face and punched her in the nose; "enjoy your Magic Breakfast babe".
by theProfessorK October 7, 2011
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Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.
Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.
Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
by ServingLouie May 7, 2011
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Oh my, i woke Henry up with a Labia Breakfast the other day, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to do. He said he loved it.
by nico-p March 9, 2018
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Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.
by Dr.Cha0s December 24, 2021
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