fitzalan

Easily the best school in Cardiff, possibly even Wales. What it lacks in intelligence it makes up for in general safeness.

"Oh bra, I goes to Fitzalan an' tha!"

by p_mizzle July 29, 2004

fizzy dick

1. A fizzy dick (often 'fizzy fuckin' dick coz alliteration) is when your dick is so hard - not necessarily because you're even aroused - that it actually feels painful, like your dick is a bottle of fizzy lemonade and it's about to burst open from the pressure. The usual cure for a fizzy dick is to open that fucking cap somewhere in private, pronto, and let all the foam spray out to release the pressure. Differs from blue balls in that the discomfort is localised in the trunk rather than the fruits.
2. When someone is getting over-excited about something to the point of it actually being obnoxious/needy, like they're metaphorically getting their fizzy dick out and waving it all around in your face and you're like 'fucking Hell, put it away!!'

"God damn, I have such a fizzy dick over Winona Ryder."
"Holy FUCK, calm your fizzy dick down! We're on our way soon, just give us a minute!"

by Der Kriegenator May 22, 2016

Fitzsimmons

soulmates.

Fitzsimmons is the best couple and the universe and they finally got their happy ending, the most deserved one in the history of television.

by fitzsebstan May 13, 2021

fitzphie

the death of everything good in my life. basically some random ship from KOTLC.

Jessica: I ship fitzphie
Regina george: Bish shut up no one likes you or Fitzphie

by localweirdo14 March 21, 2022

Fitzsimmons

A name that belongs to only the most beautiful girl. She'll make you smile and never ceases to look amazing. Shes hard to reason with when she has her mind set on something, and sometimes very stubborn. There is no end to her beauty or smarts, One would be nothing less then blessed to be with her.


She's also good at Zelda.

Who would be a vegetarian for Lent?
Only a "Fitzsimmons"

by ShorTemper March 28, 2009

Harley Fitzgerald

The fattest kid i know

Man did you see that kid? he was like a second Harley.

by anyonomus December 12, 2004

a Buck Fitty

when they cut you from your ear to your mouth. called a "buck fitty" because it takes 150 stitches

Imma give you a buck fitty for talking sheit.

by Sandra January 17, 2006