Experience

Something an incumbent politician claims to have during election season when they haven’t accomplished anything good in their past term(s)
“Even though crime was up and the economy was down for the past 12 years I’ve been in office, you should vote for me instead of the other guy because I have experience”
by MonsonCitizen August 19, 2022
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experience

The absolute most hated word among today's youth, and with good reason. They invest years and ten thousands of cash in a college education in hopes to better their chances for a job, only to get told that none of that shit matters unless you have "experience", which you can only acquire through jobs. This is how they end up homeless or at least sheltered past 30.
Applicant: "Hello, I'm a graduate of a prestigious university with a doctorate's degree and I'd like to apply for the entry-level job you just posted"

Company: "We don't give a shit about your background, we won't consider you unless you have experience"

Applicant: "But I can't get experience unless I have a job"

Company: "I missed the part where that's my problem"
by Someone32143214 September 19, 2023
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Experience

The ability to instantly recognize a mistake when you make it again.
No not this experience again!
by partywithrob January 22, 2022
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A Science Experiment

An act which commonly involves a steam locomotive, a DeLorean DMC 12, and a cliff.
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a science experiment

An activity often involving a steam locomotive, an unfinished bridge, and a car.
“Is this a holdup?”

It’s a science experiment!”
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JIGSAW PRISON EXPERIMENT

The FILE SKUNK(CRAZY) PAPERS.
It is as horrible of the song NO KORE TEARS TO CRY as , the JIGSAW PRISON EXPERIMENT is the THINK TANK SKANK of very unpleasant discomforts that build more and more in intensity from the excretions and natural LIFE SAMPLES that the PEDOPHILE'S body put out PRISON somewhere
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average tag experience

Scary tag , basicaly : The game , tag (you know it) being played in an abandoned place , at night , while the tagger is screaming like a maniac.
Bro , let's play tag at night.
average tag experience: 😨
by urbandictionist111 October 30, 2023
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