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ex washina

NOUN - The collected skulls of a certain orgasmic man's washing machine after he clean's children to eat them.
I keep tripping over ex washinas, can you tell Isaac to clean up his shit?

Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the ex washinas bite!
by EsanSanSan March 26, 2022
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Ex-vegan

A person who chooses not to be vegan anymore and decides to add animal products back into their diet. Many vegans quit veganism due to health problems or for other reasons which means the diet isn’t clearly working for them. Some ex-vegans have said they feel much better after going to back to eating animal products. Not everyone is able to thrive on a vegan diet. These people tend to get hate comments just because they want to add animal products back into their diet. Luckily, there’s also supportive vegans out there who actually respect ex-vegans who choose not to be vegan anymore.
Ex-vegan: I have decided to not be vegan anymore which means I have added animal products back into my diet.
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ex-flag

Red flags that remind you of your ex.
I would date him, if he didn't have so many ex-flags.
by jade42 February 24, 2011
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Ex-boyfriend

A bitch who either:
-cheated on you
-broke your heart

-erased all communication with you without saying anything

These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.
-I can’t believe Jack was your ex-boyfriend, he is such a dick. You deserve better
by please.let.me.be.cheese December 13, 2021
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Ex-hoe

One who was a hoe but that shit ain’t dangling anymore
Person 1: didn’t you use to fuck with...
Person 2: shhhhhhh they an ex-hoe now
by BigPapaBDE May 17, 2019
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Cuntasaurus-Ex

A vile cunt, your ex-wife or perhaps your best friend's ex-wife, who will go out of her to intentionally to make others miserable.
Your cuntasaurus-ex cut the wires on the trailer.
Your cuntasaurus-ex sent me an "anonymous" letter.
My cuntasaurus-ex came with me on a cruise boat.
by BodyOfWork December 15, 2019
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ex season

The season of missing your ex and wanting to rekindle what you once had. Often during the time of June-December.
Do you think I should just text him? I mean, it isss ex season so why not
by Rileyjean September 3, 2019
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