The Red Hot Chocolate Eskimo

Step 1 : Piss in the snow to make hole
Step 2 : Drop a deuce in that hole

Step 3 : Pour some Frank's Red Hot on it
Step 4 : Whip your dick out
Step 5 : Go to pleasure city

Hey man, I was really lonely last night so I did the red hot chocolate Eskimo and I gotta say...it was the best orgasm of my life.

by DuffManJones February 18, 2019

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Eskimo Whistle

The resulting sound associated with The Mexican Whistler.

Bob: Last night was amazing! I've never heard you "Eskimo Whistle" so loudly before!

Tom: Yeah, I know. We shouldn't have had so many beans for lunch yesterday.

by chuckyk18 January 11, 2010

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Eskimo Digging

Plowing some dirty butt cheeks!!!

After my girlfriend was done eating a bowl chili, I bent her over and went "Eskimo Digging"!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 7, 2011

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The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.

Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.

by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013

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eskimo mushing

Where you turn your A/C all the way up and pour water into the vagina and let it freeze. Promptly after freezing you stick a dildo in and crush the ice to where it flows out of the vagina like a glacier.

Joan's vagina was like an harsh Alaskan winter after her Eskimo Mushing.

by BradleyMills April 13, 2014

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