The Red Hot Chocolate Eskimo

Step 1 : Piss in the snow to make hole
Step 2 : Drop a deuce in that hole

Step 3 : Pour some Frank's Red Hot on it
Step 4 : Whip your dick out
Step 5 : Go to pleasure city

Hey man, I was really lonely last night so I did the red hot chocolate Eskimo and I gotta say...it was the best orgasm of my life.

by DuffManJones February 18, 2019

eskimo-in-laws

Eskimo-in-law: two men have had sex with twin sisters.

Person 1. M and G are Eskimo-in-laws now.

Person 2. How? What’s that?

Person 1. They both slept with twin sisters.

Person 2. That’s crazy!

by Jimmy Epstien October 22, 2019

Eskimo glove

A foul fishy smelling garment that will fit 5 fingers

When Nathan the Eskimo glove removed his mitten it smelled like it'd been inside Katie's limpet

by Maugli the great March 14, 2021

Eskimo

A guy who's SEXY AS HELL and gets all the girls whenever he pulls up. A GOD AT GAMES and just a god at life girls often say "Eskimo you are a fucking God and sexy as hell"

Eskimo is sexy as hell

by Exonova October 22, 2020

ESKIMO FROZE

The world so cold got my heart on froze

Eskimo froze It's a cold world out there don't get Avalanche blizzard frosty hey

by anonymous July 11, 2020

Eskimo cadence

Cadence sang by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman and rookie marines in the 1987 Vietnam war movie "Fullmetal Jacket"

The eskimo cadence goes as followed:

I don't know but I been told...

Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.

MMM, good..

Feels good...

Is good...

Real good...

Tastes good...

Mighty good...

Good for you...

Good for me...

by BLUNTft November 29, 2021

eskimo sisters

when you and ur friend kiss the same guy

sarah-“we kissed the same guy” jess-“omg we r eskimo sisters”

by penis tip 27 January 14, 2022