donut critic

A person that names shops that are better than the donuts currently in front of him. A person that receives self esteem by criticizing the donut choices of others.

Stop being the donut critic. We know you think another shop has better donuts.

by Outfox prevention November 24, 2021

donut anus

Similar to a puffy anus. An anus that's shaped like a big donut.

"did you see that bloke's undercarriage?"

"No, was it hot?"

"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."

by Jaliscoball June 27, 2023

donut diet

The quintessential diet to put on a spare tire.

Man! Jim has really packed on those spare tires.

That is what happens when you get on a donut diet.

by Hellsangel June 6, 2015

donut juice

When you have to pee so you stick your dick in her ass and piss in it.

Bro , I just donut juiced Cindel.

by Dakibaba December 9, 2017

Running Donut

There are 4 men, two of them stand still while the other two with their dicks slicked up run at them as fast as they can and try to their dicks in the other persons ass.The first one to stick it in wins. The loser eats a handful of pubes.

Hey dude, that running donut game made my ass hurt.

by Jackie boi August 23, 2017

pork donut

Anal with a fat bitch

I pulled a whale yesterday and she craved anal so I gave her a pork donut.

by Loveable Rogue May 26, 2016

Donut date

a chat with a random person from your Slack workspace after you two have been matched by the Donut bot on Slack

On one of my Donut dates I met someone working on a different component of the same project, so we decided to do an end-to-end demo to highlight the work our two teams are doing. It was a huge hit, and it wouldn't have happened without Donut.

by CorrectHorse August 2, 2021