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don’t do anything i wouldn’t

Not to do something that person wouldn’t want you to:
don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, for example don’t go and cheat because I wouldn’t do that to you.
by Im the mapcom November 3, 2022
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This is why we don’t make it to the NFL

A phrase used to describe instances of failure in a person(s). The term was originally coined when many football players were not being accepted into the NFL due to not meeting proper requirements.
Mike: “dude I can’t hang out today, I’m grounded for failing my math class

Jeremy: “Dammit Mike, This is why we don’t make it to the NFL”
by Jeremistro July 15, 2019
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We don’t work a job

It’s where you just vibe and pay bills and drink redbull vodkas
Picture yourself at Dublin deck Labor Day weekend 20 redbull vodkas deep you whip out Snapchat and lift your finger up and down and scream we don’t work a job
by Johnny710cash April 2, 2021
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“Don’t say gay” bill

“Well if you read the bill you would know that it doesn’t say that!” ~ Idiots
Hym “And If YOU read the “Don’t say gay” bill you would know that it’s just Bill C-16 except in reverse. Exactly the same. How do you know it’s the same? Because the defense of both bill is exactly the same for either side. ‘It just protects vulnerable people from other people saying things that might be harmful to their minds’ Which bill am I talking about? You don’t know. You can’t tell. Because IT’S THE FUCKING SAME! Both can be exploited. You can weaponize C-16 against a teacher who refuses to call you a ‘she’ even though your dick is bigger than his. You can weaponize “Don’t say gay” against a teacher that mentions the fact that they are gay. ‘My precious little perfect darling child (who isn’t precious or perfect and is a piece of shit and I’m better than them) came home asking about how gay people have kids because their teacher mentioned the fact that they are gay and I don’t like it’ and now they’re fired. NOT GOING TO GO ON A LECTURE TOUR MONETIZING THE BIBLE ARE THEY? No news company’s are picking them up! The SAME goddamn thing. Fucking losers man I swear. No, I’M the loser. I forgot. I’m not what I say I am.”
by Hym Iam November 26, 2022
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Don’t txt

Busy doing something, probably more fun than you. Won’t be on my phone, so don’t txt.
“I’m in Miami, don’t txt”
“Out tonight, don’t txt”
by Guccigangfortnite May 6, 2019
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Don’t walk away dean!

When a person named dean was all’s away after taking a bite and not killing.
by Dean walking away May 3, 2021
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i don’t know

You can use it to avoid answering a question
Mom: Timmy, did you do your homework?
Timmy: I don’t know.
by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025
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