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Montessori Personality Disorder

Also known as MPD. This is a disorder occurring in children or adolescents that transition from a Montessori school to a traditional school. There are 2 types.

Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends

- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking

Treatment: rehab

Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.
Psychologist: “I’m so sorry I have to have this conversation today, I always hate telling such devastating news to parents.”

Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”

Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”
by Sacredfart February 19, 2023
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Gravity Falls Disorder

When fans of a series demand a direct continuation to a story despite it not making sense for that specific story(e.g., the story has already come to a conclusion, it was purposefully left open-ended for fan interpretation, the creator is not interested, etc.).

Names after the Disney animated show Gravity Falls, which was always intended to have two seasons according to Alex Hirsch. Despite that, many fans have been hounding him for a third season to this very day.
"A lot of OMORI fans suffer from Gravity Falls Disorder due to the game's purposefully vague ending scenes, even though a direct sequel wouldn't work, at least not in the form of a video game."
by mighty-guard October 11, 2023
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Female Brain Disorder

"ewwww wtf ur a man BPD is literly a girl thing"
Female brain disorder is when a man has BPD
I suffer from female brain disorder 😭 😭 😭 😭
wtf ur literly a man..... u have female brain disorder frfr
by womanbrain October 30, 2023
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Canine Affective Disorder

The condition of allowing a dog to control your emotions.
Why is he always either lovingly kissing his dog or angrily screaming at it , he has Canine affective disorder.
by lazylinguist August 9, 2012
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Unlimited Bullshit Disorder

A mental disorder where a person cannot help but make up absurd comments and/or lies. Even if repeatedly asked to stop or even threatened, the person will continue to create bullshit comment/remarks about someone.
Guy 1: Thom just told me that you were in a gay porno.
Guy 2: Thats Bullshit! he's lying.
One day later....
Guy 1:Thom said you have a crush on our male foreign language teacher.
Guy 2: WTF that's a lie. Man, the amount of bullshit Thom can make up is unbelievable he must have Unlimited Bullshit Disorder.
by Tim Le Dre December 3, 2010
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Opposition Defiant Disorder

A "disorder" found in kids (mostly). Here are the symptoms:

# often loses temper
# often argues with adults
# often actively defies or refuses to comply with adults' requests or rules
# often deliberately annoys people
# often blames others for his or her mistakes or misbehavior
# is often touchy or easily annoyed by others
# is often angry and resentful
# is often spiteful or vindictive

Pft! It's not a disorder, just bad parenting.
OMG! Honey, look at this article on ODD! It turns out our little obnoxious shit, Billy, is actually THE VICTIM here; of a horrible disorder! Poor Billy!! :\
by DR January 27, 2005
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Internet Bipolar Disorder

Internet Bipolar Disorder, or IBD, is when someone is all chill on the internet, and then something such as a thumbs down on a YouTube video, a loss on an online game, or criticism on a forum makes them go crazy. Symptoms of IBD include a sudden barrage of insults, sudden self-hate or saying they are leaving.
Fred123: Did you see Joe456 last night? He totally had Internet Bipolar Disorder.
Bob7890: I know, right? Once I criticized his idea, he totally started raging.
by Chitose Sakura May 16, 2014
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