Denny's

A restaurant that you can only end up in if - A) You aren't sober or B) Your life is in a tailspin and have hit rock bottom. The mean weight of the average person who goes to Denny's is 375 lbs or so. When entering you have a good 50% chance that you either pass out in the bathroom or take a big portion out of your life because of the food, most likely both. Similar but even trashier to iHop, Denny's is a place where most of the visitors know more about the menu than the waiters and waitresses (Which is justified since they see how it's really made and know that eating it is a death-wish) . If you had the mental capacity to read to this point, you probably understand fully that Denny's is a place you try to avoid at all costs...

Guy 1: Yo, wanna go to Denny's tonight? I heard they had they have a deal on Grand Slams.
Guy 2: We can't be friends anymore, I wasn't aware that you don't have any regard for my health, family, or general well being...

by Skeetwood Mac June 17, 2016

Denny's Dome

When you get head(oral sex) in, at, or on the property a Denny's Restaurant.

This girl couldn't tip me, show she game me some Denny's Dome .

by Menit962 August 3, 2016

floyd dennis

A singular atom with no relevance in any universe but to be shat upon from great heights

"I sometimes feel sorry for anyone who becomes a floyd dennis, then I remember I'm not one and get on with my fucking life."

by Thong Hardy January 21, 2018

Dennis

Dennis is the nicest Person alive and He has a huge Penis

Dennis has a huge Penis

by Aesethicx December 31, 2016

dennis sevgül

Dennis Sevgül is a very cool and romantic guy with many friends, because he is a trustworthy Person.In his freetime he's going out with many many Girls but he also do Sports. Dennis is so cute and pretty that he Wraps every girl around his Finger he want and gets many Girls. All in one he is a rich, sporty,romntic and trustworthy Person.

Dennis Sevgül ss such a romantic and Hot guy

by mister romantic January 3, 2017

dennis sevgül

Dennis Sevgül is a very sporty guy with a unnormal big Penis.He is very romantic and Hot. When you are a friend of him then there is no Problem to tell him your secrets because he is a very trustworthy Person. Dennis Sevgül is a very nice and romantic guy which means that he is the perfect Partner for a relationship.

Girl one: Oh look there is Dennis Sevgül.

Girl two: Oh man he is so Hot!!

by mister romantic January 3, 2017

Dennis

Dennis is special, Dennis is shy and Dennis is beautiful. You will fall for him and you will keep him forever in your heart. With some luck you'll go get him and you will marry him. He is the best man a woman could ever find and he will be the best husband and daddy of your childs. Go and make him happy. He deserves you, you deserve him.

Dennis is important, his soul is made of gold and glitter and other fancy stuff. But sometimes there are some very very dark shadows over him who try to get him, don't let them win. Catch these shadows and fucking burn 'em. Make him the luckiest man alive and go to paradise.
By the way, he has a nice big booty... Keep him.

C:"Ya know what's the best in my life?"
Someone: "Chocolate?"
C: "Nope, a Dennis to share my life with"

by VanillaCoke17 January 4, 2017