When a male urinates, then proceeds to dab the tip of his penis with a single square of toilet paper or something akin to a baby-wipe.
This ritual is a crude, but slightly considerate, attempt at hygiene when the male is optimistic about receiving fellatio in the near future. Usually occurs when sex appears imminent but the male must excuse himself in order to urinate.
The optimistic dab, while very similar to a full solar-eclipse in the fact that it is rarely seen, only becomes in evident in one of two common situations:
1. The male and his sexual partner reside in the same residence and the aforementioned male fails to know properly operate the bathroom door while urinating
2. When the male is beginning to receive fellatio and the female, while flicking her tongue across the head of his penis, realizes her partner's cock tastes like a wet-nap one receives in a BBQ restaurant. Thanks.
This ritual is a crude, but slightly considerate, attempt at hygiene when the male is optimistic about receiving fellatio in the near future. Usually occurs when sex appears imminent but the male must excuse himself in order to urinate.
The optimistic dab, while very similar to a full solar-eclipse in the fact that it is rarely seen, only becomes in evident in one of two common situations:
1. The male and his sexual partner reside in the same residence and the aforementioned male fails to know properly operate the bathroom door while urinating
2. When the male is beginning to receive fellatio and the female, while flicking her tongue across the head of his penis, realizes her partner's cock tastes like a wet-nap one receives in a BBQ restaurant. Thanks.
"Why are you wiping instead of shaking? Oh. Wait. Is that an optimistic dab? How cute."
Alternatively,
"Darling, your cock tastes like soap. Mind using something other than a wet-nap next time you do an optimistic dab?"
Alternatively,
"Darling, your cock tastes like soap. Mind using something other than a wet-nap next time you do an optimistic dab?"
by twittish July 11, 2009
A evil Hmong female spirit who has come back for some sort of purpose that was not fulfilled during her time of living. Appearance: Is in her clothes that she was buried in, has blue/green/odd colored skin, and dark hair all over her face.
Brave person: *checks out the hella noises happening out of their home* OHH THERE’S (poj dab’s name) OUT THERE!!!
Person who stayed inside their home: * tells brave person to go under the covers/sleep with them* (or they get things that the poj dab is not a fan of)
Both: *scared shitless*
Person who stayed inside their home: * tells brave person to go under the covers/sleep with them* (or they get things that the poj dab is not a fan of)
Both: *scared shitless*
by ImJustHearIdk July 01, 2021
Taking the residue of a JUUL pod and filling it up with THC from a dab cart. Merging it all together to manifest a substance known as Nico Dab. A potent THC body high with a light head nicotine feeling.
by RubydacherryFWTX July 02, 2019
Dab oil is the extract of the chemical in maryjane call THC. First you heat up a quartz banger and you drop the dab on it. You proceed to hit the bong. After exhale you should be shmacked depending on tolerance.
Fiend: Hey man (twitches) you got any-any dab oil? This bunk weed ain’t doing shit.
Stoner: nah man go buy your own dank. Your fault for buying mids.
Stoner: nah man go buy your own dank. Your fault for buying mids.
by Dent tail June 14, 2019
by Unknown5437 September 05, 2021
not up to scratch. similar to slap dash.
to complete a task in a sloppy, quick, or otherwise very poor fashion, especially of home services/trades people, but can also be a scathing criticism of the standard of work in any task.
to complete a task in a sloppy, quick, or otherwise very poor fashion, especially of home services/trades people, but can also be a scathing criticism of the standard of work in any task.
by Paul Kumnick January 20, 2006