Crotch Grog

Bear brewed with female crotch yeast.

The crotch grog tasted slightly like the ocean.

by DarkRoses October 7, 2012

Crotch Hop

Sex with multiple females, individually, in one day or night. A crotch to crotch conquest.

What a night. I did the old crotch hop. First Becky. Then Rachel. Then Cassidy. My balls were dry.

I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

crotch frost

When I girl sticks her hand in ice for ten minutes then grabs your crotch while your sleeping and records it as a hilarious prank

"Bro that bitch Sarah gave me a crotch frost the other day, I had to break up with her..."

by Smallcreep July 13, 2014

crotch parcels

Human offspring, esp. when they are younger (0-14 years)

"It's tough to find a vacation spot that both we and our crotch parcels will enjoy"

by SSPink January 18, 2006

Crotch Yoga

Those twisty ass positions a pet cat or dog does to clean its junk/taint/asshole.

Goddamnit, Fluffy is doing Crotch Yoga on the dinner table again!

by weenurrs July 30, 2016

Button Crotch

Term for a really annoying person, who is being difficult, similar to a button crotch on shorts.

Nick was kept refusing to pay his portion of the dinner bill. He was being a real fucking button crotch about it.

by SMSF May 19, 2020

Jacobs Crotch

Someone who loves blow jobs

She was a good girl, she loved a glug of luke warm white of Jacobs Crotch

by TopBanana1701 February 3, 2017