Crispy

When an individual is beyond the normal hangover and is concurrently experiencing levels of grief simultaneously. Most likely this individual will wake up and not know where they are or who they are with. And also most likely is over the age of 30.

When I woke up to take the dogs out, Brittnee woke up all crispy and questioned where she was.

by Bteets June 13, 2022

Crispy

Stoned and tipsy.

A shot and a bowl is bound to make you feel crispy!

by ZakiahGrant July 5, 2021

crispy

a member of a very powerful and important group

Tom: Are you in the crispygang?
John: Yes!
Tom: *kneels down*

by crispycucumber October 3, 2019

Crispy

If something is cool it's crispy

Person 1 :Hey vro that's a crispy douche flute

Person 2 : Thanks vro

by lil degenerate April 21, 2017

Crispy

Crispy is a word for someone who steals clothes from poor people

Omg I hate her she’s so Crispy!

by Lukers4 March 12, 2021

Crispy

The higher rank of cool

"How do you feel?"
"Cool, no, wait... I feel crispy!"

by This party is CRISPY December 17, 2017

crispy

the feeling or act of being burnt out

The team is a little crispy this week.

by Amberbackhander March 6, 2022