by boislayerha April 8, 2020
Get the CRISPY mug.by mother gosling April 15, 2020
Get the crispy butt nut mug.a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.
Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020
Get the Crispy Missus mug.by leakygas July 2, 2020
Get the crispy mug.a name, and an amazing person! someone who’s so caring, and sweet and just wants the best for everyone. they’ll never let you down, and tries to do the best for everyone to be happy! crispy deserves the world.
by httpskz July 21, 2020
Get the crispy mug.Someone who looks burnt to a crisp due to being homeless, on the street, addicted, or both; the worse for wear. Rode hard and hung up wet; tore up from the floor up.
That crackhead sitting in MacDonalds sure looks crispy.
After sleeping in the park for nights on end, she was looking pretty crispy.
After sleeping in the park for nights on end, she was looking pretty crispy.
by christophermooreworx July 31, 2020
Get the Crispy mug.by Hello fella August 2, 2020
Get the crispy noodle mug.