Christ on a fucking cracker

Used as an outburst of anger or frustration, or as an exclamation. Often used to refer to weed, or the weather.

Mr. Wiggles takes a huge hit of marijuana and then is unable to hold in the smoke, coughing and choking.
He would say afterwards, "Christ on a fucking cracker!" referring to the smoke.

or

Mr. Wiggles steps outside to get a breath of fresh air.
He would say, "Christ on a fucking cracker it's cold out!"

by its_tator November 6, 2006

Crackerfucker

a person who has sex with white people

Many racists are crackerfuckers, but not all crackerfuckers are racist. I once met a very nice crackerfucker.

by XxitsmelodiexX February 13, 2009

Ape cracker

-Kind of like blowing up on someone and it's a nicer way of saying ape sh**.

I will go ape cracker on his ass.

Don't go ape cracker! Calm down and cool off.

by Ape Woman May 22, 2011

pussy ass cracker

Any member of Law enforcement in the south.

Man fuck you Courtney you pussy ass cracker.

by Sgt Cracker February 1, 2008

Utah-flavored cracker

a very white Mormon person who hates gays and anybody who is different in any way

Even in San Fransisco won't talk to gay people, he's a Utah-flavored cracker

by Harvey M February 2, 2009

Honky-Ass Cracker

A white person who displays an enormous amount of racism towards a black person unintentionally. These people are usually found in country clubs, sheltered rich neighborhoods, and white trash trailer parks.

Rich White Person: "Thanks for (insert job, service, or common courtesy), here is a 100 dollar bill, or a 'benjamen' as your people call them, so you can pay your baby momma's child support."
Random Black Man: "The fuck is up with this Honky-Ass Cracker?!"

by ThaRealSkweezy June 6, 2012

crackerexic

used to describe when a person, usually a woman ... is skinny/thin clearly from the use of drugs.

Not to be confused with naturally thin women.

"Hey Jimmy check out that crackerexic bitch over there, go over and give her a poptart - tell her it's food."

by jamie_ledge December 29, 2009