When sleeping with an older woman you vomit on her chest then slap her in the stomach and when the vomit splashes everywhere you take your hands and rub them through her hair. After doing so proceed to crouch over her face and take a messy shit all over her mouth and rub the fecal matter in every open orifice possible, including ear canals.
by Cick February 19, 2010
Get the Rotting cougarmug. The weakest member of the group makes himself feel better by referring to himself as a "cougar hunter."
by SexiVanessi October 22, 2009
Get the cougar huntermug. A man who is older than 40 and hangs out at clubs "hunting" for females younger than 25 for a sexual relationship.
More commonly known as a Pathetic Loser
More commonly known as a Pathetic Loser
by Ade Holf February 18, 2010
Get the Male Cougarmug. She is style, she is grace, she is smart, she is a leader. She has worked hard, learned a lot and excelled at whatever she chose to do. She doesn’t ever have to apologize for being successful – she has earned her stripes.
“Real Cougars” are business women, and they are wives and mothers. A “Real Cougar” is not defined by a band on her finger, it’s her attitude about life. She is a woman who is constantly looking for new opportunities and knows how to get what she wants. Sometimes things don’t work out exactly as she plans, but she grows from each and every experience.
In folklore a cougar quietly take control of a situation. Sometimes this can lead to conflict with others over territory. A cougar is associated with leadership and teaches decisiveness in the use of personal power.
True leadership through gentle assertiveness is what cougar teaches those with this totem. Cougar people are often very sure of themselves, not taking any unnecessary steps or exerting any extra energy beyond what is required of them to achieve their goal. Most cougars learn by trial and error, which strengthens them and hones their skills.
A cougar will leap at opportunities. They take control of their lives and circumstances most effectively.
5 Components of a Real Cougar
Health & Wellness:
A Real Cougar Cougar knows that feeling good is the most important thing. Her body is changing each decade. It's her responsibility to keep it running at full capacity.
Beauty:
A Real Cougar doesn’t want to look 25. However she understands the importance of looking sexy and fabulous for the age she happens to be.
Relationships:
A Real Cougar knows that relationships are difficult to maintain. What’s interesting about being over 40 is your priorities change. Now it’s time to focus in on what you really want and stop pleasing everyone else.
Financial Freedom:
A Real Cougar knows the importance of being financially independent. Without that you never feel completely secure.
Mindset:
A Real Cougar knows how important it is to have a mindset that's programmed for success. Knowing how to tap into her spirit and her intuition is essential.
“Real Cougars” are business women, and they are wives and mothers. A “Real Cougar” is not defined by a band on her finger, it’s her attitude about life. She is a woman who is constantly looking for new opportunities and knows how to get what she wants. Sometimes things don’t work out exactly as she plans, but she grows from each and every experience.
In folklore a cougar quietly take control of a situation. Sometimes this can lead to conflict with others over territory. A cougar is associated with leadership and teaches decisiveness in the use of personal power.
True leadership through gentle assertiveness is what cougar teaches those with this totem. Cougar people are often very sure of themselves, not taking any unnecessary steps or exerting any extra energy beyond what is required of them to achieve their goal. Most cougars learn by trial and error, which strengthens them and hones their skills.
A cougar will leap at opportunities. They take control of their lives and circumstances most effectively.
5 Components of a Real Cougar
Health & Wellness:
A Real Cougar Cougar knows that feeling good is the most important thing. Her body is changing each decade. It's her responsibility to keep it running at full capacity.
Beauty:
A Real Cougar doesn’t want to look 25. However she understands the importance of looking sexy and fabulous for the age she happens to be.
Relationships:
A Real Cougar knows that relationships are difficult to maintain. What’s interesting about being over 40 is your priorities change. Now it’s time to focus in on what you really want and stop pleasing everyone else.
Financial Freedom:
A Real Cougar knows the importance of being financially independent. Without that you never feel completely secure.
Mindset:
A Real Cougar knows how important it is to have a mindset that's programmed for success. Knowing how to tap into her spirit and her intuition is essential.
Brett just got back from a date, and called his best friend Dustin on the phone and said, "Dude I just met a Real Cougar at a cafe' yesterday afternoon, and we ended up talking almost all night - it was amazing! On top of that shes extreamly attractive and really cool"
by Cougar Guy January 29, 2009
Get the Real Cougarmug. A collection of lady friends in their late 30's and early 40's who hang around and prowl for younger men. They are usually divorced or single.
I had a blast with my Cougar Squad on my birthday, they took me to a strip club and paid for all my dances.
by Losman94 October 20, 2010
Get the Cougar Squadmug. by Jsucks May 4, 2016
Get the Silver cougarmug. Hands of a cougar. Usually of a veiny, boney, witch like variety. Weathered many lonely nights with her B.O.B. Often used to pry the cork off fresh bottles of wine or to tear the innocence from unsuspecting party goers whom strayed from their pack.
by Da Burger April 30, 2014
Get the cougar handsmug.