Convenience Coma

Excuse you use so you don't have to deal w/ what you did when you were drunk even though you DO remember.
Felix was talking about the night one minute and next he was totally crying convenience coma.
by Irish Goddess January 11, 2011
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Soma coma

When taken as properly prescribed, the medication Soma will put one in a various stages of muscle and deep tendon relaxation.
He was thankfully in a soma coma.
by Rosegoldqueen1 July 13, 2018
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C coma pieeeepa piggy

C coma pieeeepa piggy
Are u a sussy Baka or a C coma pieeeepa piggy
by Caca de cucurachas May 23, 2021
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Wendy’s Coma

The act taking a longer nap that you were supposed to after eating a really good burger from Wendy’s.
Hey, you’ve been in your room for a while. Is everything okay?

Yeah, man. I just woke up from the most invigorating Wendy’s Coma. You should try it sometime!
by LZGray April 27, 2024
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burger coma

That nap you take after eating a real gormet burger.
I'm about to have a burger coma.
by JimmyJam007 February 28, 2016
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coffee coma

when u ain't u because coffee got u good and nigga gotta help u get back on game
deborah was in a coffee coma cause Deborah's usually a bitch but now she was seeing the positive side of life, after having 7 coffees
by thug ass tamato December 08, 2015
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coma bollito

If a Colombian from the paisa region offers you something and you decline, they tell you "coma bollito" (pronounced coh-muh bo-jee-toe) which means "eat a turd", because in their culture it's rude to refuse an offering.

"That Colombian girl offered me some of her fries. When I said 'no thanks', she said 'coma bollito'. What does that mean?"

Bollo means turd. Bollito means little turd. So coma bollito is the slightly more polite way of telling someone to eat a turd.
by JimmyOfTheWest May 21, 2024
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