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Coochie Coma

To go a long duration of time without getting laid.
“It’s been over a month man, I think I’m entering a Coochie Coma”
by Joebama Biden August 28, 2023
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boomer coma

When you come home from work or after any strenuous activity and begin to doze off in your chair. The word comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boy with a beer in hand (boomer coma does not have to do with alcohol).
"I came home from work so exhausted that I slipped into a boomer coma"
by macklemurr September 2, 2023
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boomer coma

When someone comes home from work or other strenuous activity and dozes off in their chair. The term comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boys after a hard days of work.
"I came home from work so exhausted that I slipped into a boomer coma"
by macklemurr September 2, 2023
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Cunt-coma

when that pussy hits like a concussion and you proceed to knock out
Damn!! Damien is in a cunt-coma after Sheila rode him for days!!
by 3cheezsurprise December 5, 2020
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Crotch coma

Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy
I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.
by 518cargirl May 10, 2021
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Climax Coma

The state of semi-consciousness a girl attains after a hefty orgasm(s). Deminished mental capacity, numbness of the legs and feet and involuntary shaking are symptoms commonly exhibited during a climax coma. Water, snacks and snuggles are effective treatments to ease the symptoms as needed.
After screwing her every which way but loose for an hour and a half she was in a complete climax coma.
by hemp_dictionary June 15, 2022
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Water Coma

When you drink so much water to the point where standing becomes uncomfortable; you double over and feel the need to lie down, and your stomach hurts. Feels similar to a food coma, and easier to accomplish when you have already eaten food.
I think I drank wayyyy too much water and now I have a water coma.
by Bamberga September 7, 2022
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