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Colorado mark up

The difference between the higher price you pay in an adult use dispensaries and the lower black market rate for equivalent goods.
Guy 1: "Man I could use some bud."
Guy 2: "Lets hit the pot shops, shits legal now."
Guy 1: "No, I gotta wait for my dealer to get back to me, I cant afford the Colorado mark up."
by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014
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Colorado Pork Slider

I heard the Koch Brothers were serving a Colorado Pork Slider in Aspen
by Vinlggam June 16, 2022
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colorado bagel bite

When you jerk off using a oven hot bagel bite and eat it afterwards
Chris: what did you have for dinner last night

Daniel: I had a Colorado bagel bite
by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016
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Colorado Bulldog

Alcoholic drink made by mixing Ensure and vodka.
We visited my Grandpa yesterday at the nursing home and he was hammered off Colorado Bulldogs.
by s-dawg7 October 16, 2010
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Colorado Bitches

The worst fucking women on the planet.

Some characteristics would be: impatient, complains a lot, slutty, think they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, and so fucking annoying you’ll want to snap your own neck.

Acceptable names for girls from Colorado are as followed: Bitch, Whore, Skank, piece of fucking trash, literally anything other than what they would want to hear.
Person 1: “Yo what were the Colorado Bitches like?”

Person 2: “I took some dubs, and took some Ls but fucking hated all of them”
by Phil MePuss November 27, 2022
mugGet the Colorado Bitchesmug.

Colorado Snowman

When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.
Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!
by Brownsugar December 30, 2013
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Colorado Avalanche

Colorado Avalanche has donated $3.14 billion to far-right Nazis such as Identity Evropa, Stormfront, 4chan, Ku Klux Klan, National Socialist Movement, and Gab. Andre Burakovsky punched an innocent black man. If THIS is your sports team and THIS is your guy, you have a problem. Be aware!
Colorado Avalanche has donated $3.14 billion to far-right Nazis such as Identity Evropa, Stormfront, 4chan, Ku Klux Klan, National Socialist Movement, and Gab. Andre Burakovsky punched an innocent black man. If THIS is your sports team and THIS is your guy, you have a problem. Be aware!
by dangnuggets September 29, 2019
mugGet the Colorado Avalanchemug.

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