That quick sudden urge, when you have been sitting in all day drinking coffee to go to the toilet. Usually hits you just when you really don't need it, like in the middle of a film or game.
"Shit! Quick Tarquin take the controls. I'm winning this round of call of duty but the coffee piss has just struck, don't get me killed too many times man."
by Sir Bryan of Smack December 7, 2009
Get the Coffee Pissmug. When skiing, a coffee shop is when any number of people stop in the middle (ie, NOT on the edges) of a course.
by ookami80 February 22, 2009
Get the coffee shopmug. The inadvertant blast of coffee that shoots from your cup when you lower it too quickly after taking a sip.
by -=Bugg August 15, 2007
Get the coffee facialmug. A "hidden" secret in the Rockstar game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" that allows players to play sex mini-games. This fiasco has resulted in the game being rated AO (Adults Only) and pulled from the shelves of most all game stores.
I finally got to Hot Coffee in GTA, but I got bored of it after a few minutes and returned to my favorite source for free adult content: the Internet.
by R* Supporter August 12, 2005
Get the Hot Coffeemug. Coffee bitch:
A word used by HeadbuttArcade Andrew Garcia describing Adachi in his 'Lets play persona 4' series. Andrew, who had done previous let's plays, called Adachi 'Coffee bitch' : He always walked around with coffee in his hand and was an utter and complete bitch.
A word used by HeadbuttArcade Andrew Garcia describing Adachi in his 'Lets play persona 4' series. Andrew, who had done previous let's plays, called Adachi 'Coffee bitch' : He always walked around with coffee in his hand and was an utter and complete bitch.
"Oh look...Coffee bitch came around to vist us....Nanako clean the table...I don't want his FILTHY, bitchy hands touching OUR coffee table."~Andrew
by DemiIsInDaHouse May 16, 2011
Get the Coffee bitchmug. A black female and a white male.
Jared: Come here girl and let me put some cream in your coffee.
Tasha: You really think you can handle this hot coffee? One sexy mocha coming right up!
Passerby: Oh my! Look! It's the coffee and cream couple. How odd!
Tasha: You really think you can handle this hot coffee? One sexy mocha coming right up!
Passerby: Oh my! Look! It's the coffee and cream couple. How odd!
by The Angel from your Nightmare October 10, 2006
Get the coffee and creammug. Guy one: Hey did you see bill?
Guy two: Oh yeah, he almost shit himself. I hear he collapsed in public.
Guy one: Yeah, sounds pretty awful.
Guy three: Obviously the coffee shits.
Guy two: Oh yeah, he almost shit himself. I hear he collapsed in public.
Guy one: Yeah, sounds pretty awful.
Guy three: Obviously the coffee shits.
by Whitetrashyt September 29, 2017
Get the Coffee shitsmug.