Coach’s Kid Syndrome

Coach’s Kid Syndrome is where the child of a team coach is on the same team and everyone treats them as if they were another coach. Asking practice times, game times, what to wear, what to bring, how to do something etc. instead of asking the real coach. It leads to the child being expectant of people asking things, constantly reminding people, instructing/ordering people around, and over explaining things.

“Why is Penny always telling us what to do? She isn’t the coach.”

“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”

by Ratfaced January 10, 2024

Coach Picone

The stereotypical PE pedo.

"Our PE teacher is such a Coach Picone!" -Humphrey Williamson

by potgee April 10, 2022

coach arey

Weird idiot dyke penguin looking hoe.

Person 1: Hey man you wanna hang tonight?
Person 2:Sorry dude I have a 1,200 page essay due for Coach Arey.

by YeahImTalkingAboutJacksboro October 18, 2021

coach a

To kill someone or destroy something beyond repair.

Guy: What happened to that car?
*he points to a car that’s been so badly destroyed that it’s just a heap of scrap metal*
Other guy: Yeah, Jeff coach a’d it.

by CrazyCatBunker November 18, 2024

Coach Cruz

Awesome, alpha coach dedicated to making players better. Coached the best softball team in the pacific (YHS panthers 2022-2025) to 3 straight far east titles and 1 pac east title. Best chef, best coach, and best storyteller. His favorite players were obviously the Zuzz, the kuzz, the euzz, and the auzz.

The best coach in the pacific is Coach Cruz

by The Zuzz October 11, 2025

Coach javier escato

Makes us run sprints ,carries breifcase

Playes drake music during sprints ovr

11/10

Coach javier escato

by P_milling November 12, 2021

Coach porter

Big,strong,muscular hunk who makes girls go crazy everywhere he goes. His activities involve bullying kids, weight lifting, and taking trash.

Damn coach porter was going crazy when he was lifting

by Chekosoncm May 13, 2018