coach hicks

Some bald head shit taking fucker

Holy shit he is definitely a coach Hicks

by Pornhub6971 October 24, 2019

Coach Hayes

A very cool teacher that hurts Zamari's shoulder blade

Stop being such a Coach Hayes

by google bobby man April 19, 2018

knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist

"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."

by DunchThirty February 13, 2012

death coach

Quasi-Professional used to facilitate passing of life.

Farthest from "Life Coaching" in long term vision; similar in discussion, motivation and results.

Addressing downsizing. Letting go of Stuff...

Will/Estate planning, guardianship. Legal ducks in a row.

Seating: Smoking vs. Non -smoking .... cremation vs burial.

After the last fall, Robert's Death Coach got him into a nice town house, out of the barn he filled four layers deep.

by startPNW99 September 11, 2022

Hot Gurl Coach

Hot Gurl Coach is another name for Megan Thee Stallion, popular female rapper deemed the 2nd Queen of rap behind Nicki Minaj

"OMG IT'S THE HOT GURL COACH!"
"Who the hell?"
"Megan Thee Stallion, dumbass"

by neefianiel November 27, 2021

A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".

1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

Coach Picone

The stereotypical PE pedo.

"Our PE teacher is such a Coach Picone!" -Humphrey Williamson

by potgee April 10, 2022