Cock Blocked

When you are about to have sex, but your friend interrupts you, ruining the moment

*boy about to kiss girl*
* door swings open and friend comes*
Boy: You totally just cock blocked me mate.

by Dildo_Swaggins December 14, 2016

Cock::Blocks

It is when you are software engineer and rename your Code::Blocks because of the reasons.

Damn bro again some dirty work in Cock::Blocks.

by Do Ge November 27, 2018

cock blocker

retarded ass people who clearly see ur trying to get some, and yet they try to stop you for their own pleasure

alonzo is a retarded fucking cock blocker, he busts nuts when he see's u talking to a girl so he tries to insert himself into the conversation

by youngpersonfromamerica March 10, 2009

Cock-blocked

So today I got asked what does cock-blocked mean because I over heard one of me friends talking about it so I told this cock-blocked means to get in the way of your friend or aquentence that's trying to get it.

When tom tried to talked to Lucy he got cock-blocked by her friends.
You ain't getting laid today buddy boy

by roxxyfoxxyy November 8, 2018

cock blocking

the art of being a jackass who can't guide his own 1" punch to the landing strip so that person has to de-rail your train

jack and jil went up the hill to do it...... but little did they know that the bucket fell cock blocking jack

by funny truth October 21, 2008

Cock Blocker

Street term for the female contraceptive device otherwise known as a diaphragm.

Paulina was impregnated by Joe because she forgot to put her cock blocker in that night.

by Robert Polack May 2, 2008

Cock Blocker

Accomplished Cock blocker:
When this guy walks up, he says "CHECK IT!" and like a bull, body slams you out of the way, with his gargantuan neck roll, in order to get next to a Pump,(a female - his words)
He flexes and raps for a bit (always flexing), and then without reason - Just leaves.
You think he's gone – But, oh no, like being hit by a train, the madness starts all over again.
He returns, body slams you again and continues on his quest for rejection.
When confronted, like a Chameleon, he changes colors and tries to redeem himself by flattering you in front of the Pump..Not meaning a word of it.
Later, after he's sober, he will make excuses and try to persuade everyone around him that he did nothing wrong and that he is the victim.
This is also the guy, when cock blocked himself, immediately declares "COCK BLOCK!-COCK BLOCK!" at drop of a hat and announces it like Chicken Little or the Town Crier.
This is the worst kind of Cock Blocker.

Sean - "Here's to you!" Heavy weight Champion and Accomplished Cock Blocker.

by Cockblocked! September 16, 2005