clauset

That special closet where you hide Christmas presents in hopes that your children will not find them until they are put under the tree.

I just got back from the mall and put all the presents in the clauset before my kids got home

by zingerhoff August 19, 2013

Clauseacumaphobia

The irrational and/or rational fear of Santa Clause cumming on your face.

Oh, I have Clauseacumaphobia. So i hate Christmas.

by Rose-2468 March 29, 2023

Cause Of Suicide

1) Homework
2) Mood changes
3) Depression

one of those 3 is the true cause of suicide

by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010

causeanthropist

1. One who actively promotes helping others, 2. Altruistic

1. One who actively promotes helping others. 2. Unselfish

1. One who actively promotes helping others. You

John & Suzie donate so much of their time to the senior center in town, they are role models for all to follow. They are truly causeanthropists!

by Ironman333 June 29, 2016

cause shit

To create drama with someone one for no other reason than a possible inferiority Complex.

P1: "Did you hear what so and so said about so and so?"
P2: "You just tryna cause shit and stir up drama, go home."

by Himeichi November 9, 2017

Clauson/The Claw

A man who once lived in a cave long ago with the first name of Jake started this form of man. He has an allure to all types of females be it wasps or chickens any female is sure to fall victim to his illustrious at sometimes gravitational pull of sexual tension. He is a master of the female anatomy and any female to feel his moist long hands will sure be in for the "ride" of there lives. His only flaw is that he is weak and will succumb to almost any form of violence. A clauson will drop to his knees when approached by any male stronger then he thinks he is and most likely perform any type of oral fixations to pleasure and hopefully gain the males trust so that afterwards he may strike with a key blade. Clauson also known as The Claw will sometimes hide in dark moist places waiting to win over any female. Clauson is a sex machine who is a force to be reckoned with.

The Gallent clauson or "Claw" strikes his prey with his moist hands of seduction.
Clauson/The Claw: Moist or very wet

by True Life Facts 107 January 28, 2018

claude x alois

I LOVE MY MASTER ALOIS! “says Claude.” *Alois dies the next day.*
Claude: oh I wonder who did it .. *runs away stealing other demons master*

Claude x Alois: there is no love Claude only wants Alois’s soul nothing more nothing else Claude never loved his master Alois.

by Krystal.R May 6, 2018