One of the worst forms of music EVER. There were a few, decent songs from this era, and stressing the word few. This genre of music took place mainly from the late 1960's to early 1980's. No one is sure why it got the name "Classic" because most of its music is utter garbage. What is worse is that the majority of music stations still play this slop, unwilling to let go of the past. The music itself is nothing but noise. "Classic" Rock junkies claim that the greatest guitarists came from this era but wailing a electric guitar for 8 minutes straight does not take as much skill and making an acoustic guitar sing. The song lyrics for most songs were about three things. Sex, drugs and rock. That is fine sometimes but there creativity lacked so much during this era. Most performers so were so strung out on coke, blow, etc that mindless lemming followers still hung onto everything they played.
Young Child - "Dad why do all those men have scary looking paint on their faces and why do they stick their tongues out?"
Dad - "That's the members of the Classic Rock band KISS son. The band's music is so horrible, they try to attract attention in another way."
Young Child - "OK I think I get it. Hey Dad! Did you just hear a cat squeal?"
Dad - "No son. That was actually Brian Johnson, lead singer for AC/DC."
Dad - "That's the members of the Classic Rock band KISS son. The band's music is so horrible, they try to attract attention in another way."
Young Child - "OK I think I get it. Hey Dad! Did you just hear a cat squeal?"
Dad - "No son. That was actually Brian Johnson, lead singer for AC/DC."
by wxman3441 October 5, 2010

by Spikesy July 19, 2006

1. One's dong, which takes of the classic form
2. An extremely skilled Mid-Western producer/performer/rapper/beat-juggler and all around gentleman.
Also see Bobby Peru
2. An extremely skilled Mid-Western producer/performer/rapper/beat-juggler and all around gentleman.
Also see Bobby Peru
No, this porridge is too hot. No, this porridge is too cold. Ah, yes... this porridge is Classic Dong.
by Classic Dong January 16, 2011

When a person dies before the age of 27 from smashing too many disgusting whores while high on every drug imaginable.
by DickDynasty May 24, 2018

A guitar with nylon, carbon or gut strings. Typically used to play Western Art Music, however it is also used frequently in Latin settings.
by Scott Jolicoeur January 16, 2022

by Skiierboy19 October 12, 2017

by meusyou January 27, 2008
