Chilly Trumpet

The act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your cock whilst you sit on the shitter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.

It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.

"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"

"Oh dear how unpleasant!"

by Jonathon Pembersley April 23, 2015

Chilli cough

Coughing whilst sick with covid

Oh shit he’s got the chilli cough, he must have been eating bats

by AzzzMelbourneOztralia November 16, 2021

Chilli chi

When something is so chill it is more chill then a pot of chilli. Also means everything is alright.

Jimmie-"hey man, sorry for wreaking your car last night"
Bill-"chilli chi my dude"

by The real thunderdick February 14, 2018

chilli willie

To have vigorous anal sex with a woman whilst she suffers from mass diarrhea, the woman proceeds to poop during the sex.the man then removed his member,and rubs it between her but cheecks.

She was just asking for the chilli willie eating all that Mexican food.

by James pyke August 19, 2017

chilly tits

chad. a moderation of a last name. real last name: chelebian

hey what's up chilly tits?

by SallyShit6969 October 14, 2015

Chilli Dog

When she pukes on your weenie while giving you a bj

“Damn bro, Jessica gave me a chilli dog last night…”

by Sudane March 13, 2023

Silly billy give me wet chilli

When you are hungry for young boys

Nick Jones had a silly billy give me wet chilli when he saw a young boy

by God joined May 16, 2018