Chaos

1. The complete opposite of order

2. Disorder with a side of confusion and stupidity

1. There was just chaos when putting 14 alcoholics in one house with an hookah pipe and speaker

2. Chaos is getting kicked out of a club for trying to steal a Jagger bottle

3. Chaos is sitting in the street for an hour outside the club tryna get an uber

by Harrislisa July 3, 2022

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Chaos mode

A setting on your microwave that is used for when you forget to take the turkey out of the freezer to thaw and your mom is pulling into the driveway.

¨Shit my moms home and the turkeys not out of the freezer! Welp chaos mode it is.¨

by Superfortniter2008 November 4, 2020

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Chaos

Look at all of it! Isn’t it beautiful?

Hym “Look at us. We’re surrounded by chaos. But which of us is flourishing Jordan? Which of us is colluding with the media to render the dissent of their detractors moot? ‘It’s not me. It can’t be me. I’m a clinician!’ You think, as you pat yourself on the back for winning a game I wasn’t even aware I was playing until I was in my late 20s. And look what you do with the spoils of your victory. Wield them against your enemies. No different than the people who came after you.”

by Hym Iam October 6, 2022

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Chaos Agent

A person who simply is not part of the program, one who acts only for their own pleasure in a way that causes harm or disorder.

Actions of Chaos Agents vary widely, scaling from petty personal relations to being a malignancy towards their society.

01 : "Brian is a total fucking nob, pulls a fast one on us the second the police show up despite causing the whole thing. Bit of a chaos agent..."
02 : "Just wait for 5 years until you see him on the news planting car bombs and publicly hanging people, then you can call him a chaos agent."

by n0tAsp00k December 29, 2024

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