A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
Get the The Chaos Possummug. Sending one message to all of your friends or at least 100 at the same time on facebook thus spamming them with a thousand notifications creating chaos
greg: Aww man did you get invited to this conversation too?
bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!
phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!
bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!
phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!
by xDAGx May 16, 2011
Get the Chaos Messagemug. Followers of the VB Gamer YouTube Channel and his "unofficial" The Spike discord. We are not "officially" affiliated with the development group, but we have an inside track on most of the development news....
VB Gamer: Good evening my friends! If you like my content hit subscribe and the notification bell, and if you wish to join the Asians of Chaos in the unofficial The Spike discord, the link is below, smash that and spend 17 seconds figuring out verification.... Have a good day, and have a good night!
by Davester75 July 28, 2024
Get the Asians of Chaosmug. Very cool guy. He can be kinda mean to People he doesn't know but very sweet to people that are important to him. He's really funny but still knows when to be serious.
by eatingyoursoul April 4, 2022
Get the Chaosmug. True chaos is to have free will. Action with consequences. The consequences can be bad or good. But it also acknowledges that people view your actions differently. True chaos allows growth, change, and provides an open mind. It will never be certain but it's certainly uncertain.
by Chugger naught August 10, 2024
Get the True Chaosmug. The machete mafia.
A group of crazed maniacs that will kill you if you as so much glare at them. They cause destruction wherever they go.
They are really cool. They are the definition of cool aswell as chaos. They have many qoutes and inside jokes that only make sense if you are apart of their group, and they don't except anyone.
A group of crazed maniacs that will kill you if you as so much glare at them. They cause destruction wherever they go.
They are really cool. They are the definition of cool aswell as chaos. They have many qoutes and inside jokes that only make sense if you are apart of their group, and they don't except anyone.
by janeofmachetemafia May 1, 2020
Get the Chaosmug. 
Get the Chaos-ymug.