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The Chaos Possum

A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
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Chaos Message

Sending one message to all of your friends or at least 100 at the same time on facebook thus spamming them with a thousand notifications creating chaos
greg: Aww man did you get invited to this conversation too?

bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!

phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!
by xDAGx May 16, 2011
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Asians of Chaos

Followers of the VB Gamer YouTube Channel and his "unofficial" The Spike discord. We are not "officially" affiliated with the development group, but we have an inside track on most of the development news....
VB Gamer: Good evening my friends! If you like my content hit subscribe and the notification bell, and if you wish to join the Asians of Chaos in the unofficial The Spike discord, the link is below, smash that and spend 17 seconds figuring out verification.... Have a good day, and have a good night!
by Davester75 July 28, 2024
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Chaos

Very cool guy. He can be kinda mean to People he doesn't know but very sweet to people that are important to him. He's really funny but still knows when to be serious.
Guy 1: Wow he's so mean
Guy 2: no he just doesn't know you, he's a Chaos
by eatingyoursoul April 4, 2022
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True Chaos

True chaos is to have free will. Action with consequences. The consequences can be bad or good. But it also acknowledges that people view your actions differently. True chaos allows growth, change, and provides an open mind. It will never be certain but it's certainly uncertain.
by Chugger naught August 10, 2024
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Chaos

The machete mafia.
A group of crazed maniacs that will kill you if you as so much glare at them. They cause destruction wherever they go.
They are really cool. They are the definition of cool aswell as chaos. They have many qoutes and inside jokes that only make sense if you are apart of their group, and they don't except anyone.
"Darn those machete Mafia! Always creating chaos wherever they go,"
by janeofmachetemafia May 1, 2020
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Chaos-y

1. More chaos than before.
You have more of a chaos-y life than me.
by Logan.young22 May 21, 2024
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