grey channel

A fictitious supply chain invented to cover up the inability of the procurer to obtain the object they promised would arrive on Friday as they "know people"

Apparently they don't have any in their supply chain anywhere but I'm looking to obtain some through my grey channel

by Jack Under The Box September 28, 2017

Channel 3

Sports1. The type of tv channel you stumble across at 1:56 am in a German hotel on a school trip that’s magically transformed from an international slapping competition to a soft core pornographic car mechanic role play show at 2am that your friend will watch for a solid hour or so.

“Oh my god did you see Channel 3 last night”
“Hell yeah dude”

by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia April 13, 2025

shoe channel

The Shoe Channel. All Shoes, all the time. See Sesame Street.

Elmo: "Lets look what's on TV!"
TV: "The Shoe Channel! All Shoes, all the time."

by Mechacrazie2k August 9, 2005

Platform Channel

A YT Channel that was made solely about a person/people usually controversial ones and milks content about them

That's a platform channel about that controversial person who is getting cancelled!

by anonymous June 22, 2024

Change Discord Channel

KYS

We want to Change Discord Channel without you. = Go and Kill Yourself

by HeartZombie2 July 17, 2025

I'm Afraid of Losing my Channel

Literally every Destiny says in relationship to ME is a manifestation of THAT EXACT THOUGHT.

Hym "Because when I suceed ALL OF THE IMPOSTERS LOSE EVERYTHING. No more interviews with Jordan Peterson. No more sycophants hanging on your every word. No more authority on any topic. Gone. And the people stupid enough to side against me are gone with them. 'I'm AfRaId Of LoSiNg My ChAnNeL!' You are going to lose your freedom if I'm right about your wife. Which (based on your obsession with me) I am."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

Gorilla Channel

Invented by twitter user @pixelatedboat as a fake quote from the book "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House " by Michael Wolff. The quote explained how in his first day in office Trump complained to White House aides that the TV in his bedroom was broken because it didn't have the gorilla channel, which Trump thought existed and only screened gorilla content 24 hours a day. So they edited many gorilla based documentaries together to appease him.

Besides it was clearly meant as satire many people took it by heart.

To watch the gorilla channel

1. Take an obvious joke as totally real

Joe- Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eat nine!
David- Why would six be afraid of anything? Numbers have no feelings.
Billy- Dude, it's a joke
Joe- Don't sweat it, he's watching the gorilla channel

by lenincarabajal January 6, 2018