Caldon

He’s an indian mixed with a chinese blood. He stays at Yishun, Khatib to be specific. He likes to lie to people alot although we all already know its not the truth. His parents names are Anba And Connie ; his father is a flight steward. Last but not least, his armpit is very smelly.

Dont caldon lah

by AnbaXConnie December 28, 2017

Keep calm and carry on

A term for assholes who think they are going to get somewhere in life, but in fact they will just live in their parents basements for the rest of their life.

Keep calm and carry on you stupid fool.

by Suckmydock420blazeit January 16, 2019

dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm

a proverb that was cool that means stuff

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dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm

by OOOOFFFFF November 30, 2017

Calboy

1) To have a needle johnson
2) To make lies about his needle johnson to make it sound like its a solid 12"er

oh yes i do have a solid 12" johnson, what are you on about ? no seriously i do...

by koz-e April 3, 2003

calm you're tits

When a person have their pms you tell them to calm youre tits to make sure it's all good. It's the cock blocker of periods.

Hey franco calm you're tits. Says Carlos

by Franco The Carriedo April 8, 2012

calmordanthat

voyaging to shops and using advantage of colors of ((life)) , more than possible!

I was a calmordanthat a boy! I in those days, I asked mom:I yell that I can catch a wife but, doesn,t know who is or who are, so much quiet??? Let me know from you but a name of a sweetie?

by man!? June 1, 2018

Calmos l’albatros

When you’re french girlfriend gets angry after you ask her to get you a beer and you need to tell her to relaxi taxi

Person1: Calmos l’albatros babe, now go get me a beer Bitch

by Gabby west side April 1, 2021