Cosmic Booty

A butt so perfect it contains cosmic powers. It looks so crazy good it becomes impossible to look away from it. Look into the butt, and you can look inside yourself.

Don't be jealous just because your booty doesn't contain infinite cosmic power!

Ashes to ashes, butts to butts. A piece of him shall live on forever, in the eternal dream, of my Cosmic Booty.

by Siim August 9, 2015

Booty Jorts

Short shorts but in a jean version. Can also be when a woman cuts off jean pants leaving very short jean shorts. Denim jeans cuts into short shorts.

I was at the Fountains of Wayne concert, when a middle-aged woman in booty jorts sat down right in front of me.

by eqkfa07 July 21, 2009

booty ganker

Somebody who likes to steal other's booty.

-Captain Jack took our booty- jimmy
-what a booty ganker- bob

by Waltor May 8, 2008

Disco Booty

When a girl with a larger butt wears a short reflective skirt which causes light to reflect similar to the way a disco ball does.

Look at that girls butt!
How can you miss it, she has a disco booty.

by No Love Lost August 4, 2012

booty-mail

A booty call in email format instead of over the phone.

Have you heard from the new guy?

Yeah, he booty-mailed me at 9:40 last night! Can you believe it?

by Pratipax June 25, 2008

linkie booty

Sucked up, flat, sagging

When the person does not have a nice rear end for example:
Bitch! You think you look good with that

Linkie booty? Well hell nah!

by shortDD November 8, 2014

booty neck

The worst insult you could give to anyone.

Shut up with yo booty neck head ass.

by gayssuck1987 April 23, 2018