bleachers quarterback

A fierce, know-all football barracker who probably couldn't take the simplest catch himself, but freely sprouts advice as if he is a super star. (1950s)

The game was spoiled by some idiot bleachers quarterback sitting right behind us. He didn't shut up for the entire game.

by G Schymkiw October 25, 2014

bleachzilla

The personification of Levi Ackerman when he senses there is any speck of dirt

Hanji: *litters*
*distant screams* *stomping*

Levi: Listen here motherfucker, pick this shit up or this broom goes so far up your ass you'll be sweeping as you walk for the rest of your life--

Erwin: Look, you've released Bleachzilla...

by fandom trash July 26, 2016

Bleach

Noun - If you hate talking to a person so much, that when you do you want to drink bleach.

Man Rachel is so annoying, she is definitely a bleach

by Therealburgers June 10, 2016

Bleach

A tastey drink when you are distasted with little kids shitty musicly videos

Leafyisbeafy:wow this fuckin Lil shit makes me wanna chug bleach

Just a joke kids don't drink real bleach just fake bleach to get views you, YouTube whore

by Potato rangler June 10, 2016

Bleach

My favorite drink.

Hey man did you drink my bleach?
No. *Vomits.

by poolmanwade July 30, 2016

Bleach

Basically Holy Water To Atheists

Religious Guy: "My dear! You forgot to bless yourself with our sacred aqua before entering these grounds"
Atheist Guy : "Chill fam, it's lit. I bathed in some Clorox Bleach last night"

by ChickenNuggetFetish August 4, 2016

Bleach

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