Blake parsons, a wrestler in the DFC, who's an absolute ass and lays on you, is a 19-year-old predator & pedophile who fucked a freshman.
Blake Parsons is an absolute crotch sniffer.
by I'm a big boi 2134 October 17, 2021
a very talented tennis player who could quite possibly be the sexiest man alive. Also, one of the few people who can make dreads look goooood.
by greengoddess August 20, 2006
A Blake Southgate is an abundant female name in Papa New Guinea and Uganda. Once born they are sold off around the world as sex slaves. In continents, Asia and Oceania they will undergo a sex change operation due to popular demand in these parts. They are available for hire but you have to know someone in the business to get one.
Although most you will find have an education and therefore are only available on weekends and holidays. You can rarely buy one permanently but if you are a previous buyer you will be giving time and location for some secret auctions where you can buy them permanently. If you know a Blake Southgate and they disappear or are unavailable on weekends, you know what's happening. Their but holes are as busy as a test toilet at a plunger factory.
Although most you will find have an education and therefore are only available on weekends and holidays. You can rarely buy one permanently but if you are a previous buyer you will be giving time and location for some secret auctions where you can buy them permanently. If you know a Blake Southgate and they disappear or are unavailable on weekends, you know what's happening. Their but holes are as busy as a test toilet at a plunger factory.
I once hired a ''Blake Southgate" he was very average, decent at best. But another time I travelled to Europe to see how good the girls were and she gave me a great rim job. I would recommend getting a girl but that's just my opinion.
by TheDirectDefiner666 September 09, 2016
The best couple in the hole world. They protect each other. Even through there rough patches they still r in love with each other
by Unicornz March 10, 2018
by Je'mappelle Sylvie October 18, 2008