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Birthday Beatdown 

The act of a group of people beating up a friend on his birthday.
"happy Birthday mark!" followed by his birthday beatdown
Birthday Beatdown by RangaX1337 September 8, 2011

Birthday Friend Ratio 

On your Birthday, take the number of birthday greetings you get on Facebook and divide by total number of friends.
I have a Birthday Friend Ratio close to 1 because I don't add acquaintances nor do I accept their friend requests.
Birthday Friend Ratio by elseTM October 29, 2011

Birthday Card Status 

When you are no longer in contact with a person, but they still mail you a birthday card on your birthday!?!?
We haven't talked in months, but apparently we are on Birthday Card Status!

Birthday God 

The God who comes around once a year, staying as long as he wants, to make your Birthday or Birthday Week bomb as fuck by giving you random perks.
Omg the cashier at tacobell just gave me my whole meal for free. Thank you birthday god!

It hasn't rained for my whole birthday week in SEATTLE, Birthday God must love me.

I must have been extra good this year because Birthday God just got me a free Hot Air Balloon ride tomorrow morning

My religion is the Birthday God.
Birthday God by Aquamarineee September 8, 2012

birthday blast 

When you bust a nut in your partners face and then throw a handful of confetti on it.
Ashley enjoyed her birthday blast.
birthday blast by cccdav April 30, 2015

birthday shower 

Those 3 hours every July 27th when Jonesy calls all his boys with the hopes of being showered with birthday wishes
Did you write on Chris' wall for his bday? Nope, I'm sure I'll be part of his birthday shower
birthday shower by Csulls3 August 27, 2015