ur bestie molestie

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die

Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-

by john stromboli December 29, 2022

So true bestie

A reaction to when someone is talking about a topic you have no Idea about.

Friend: Wow, the new BMW uses 15 mpg, has a twin-turbocharged and intercooled DOHC 24-valve inline-6, aluminum block and head, direct fuel injection Engine and goes from 0 to 60 in 3.813 seconds!

You: So true bestie.

by Gabriellelukatz March 21, 2024

Bestie

The person you can talk to all the time for hours on end, and then not talk to them for 3 days and still be friends!
Someone who you can count on to always help you when you really need it, but when you trip they will laugh.
You're bestie is always gonna be there for you, except they never will be at the same time!
It is DIFFERENT from a best friend.

person 1: hey bestie! Wanna go hang out later?
Person 2: no I can't, I have guitar practice.
Person 1: this is the third week that we haven't hung out! But I'm sure we can next time!
Person 2: yea, next time.
3 weeks later
Person 1: hey bestie! Wanna hang out?
Person 2: sure bestie!

by Nobody, the person who cares August 23, 2023

Bestie

An absolute weirdo, just like me.

Luv u bestie, ur the weirdest

by SJBiscuit November 25, 2020

bestie

1. the girl that talked to you for a couple days but forgets you a week later.

2. if somone calls you "bestie" they are seeking clout.

Oh, hey bestie. -ignores.

by highimvlady October 4, 2022

besties

walice and aca

wow, walice and aca are besties for life. they are both the cat.

by keeohya April 2, 2021

Bestie z

They r hot and I want them to date me

bestie z is hot.

by bestie z June 9, 2021