Depression Bath

When you are so sad and you’ve tried everything to be happy and nothing worked so you go and take a bath

I’ve been crying all day so now I’m going to go take a depression bath

by yeetxxyuhh April 28, 2020

tea bath

getting tea bagged and pissed on at the same time.

have you ever given your girl a tea bath? ;D

by poopycock. August 26, 2013

Going to Bath

To go on a short holiday and come back engaged, often against your will.

James is going to Bath, we better start planning the stag do.

by RevClint March 18, 2015

Taking a bath

When taking a bath, you are literally soaking yourself into your own filth.

When applied in a more metaphorical sense, it means to embrace the dirty and imperfect side of you (that is stigmatized by society).

Arthur Fleck: Ah fuck it, I'm taking a bath!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 17, 2020

cash-bath

when a person literaly or thoreticly is rolling in the big bucks

yea hes havin a cash-bath right now

by doughnutholes September 13, 2010

sits bath

When two women, usually lesbians, sit on top of each other over the toilet and simultaneously urinate.

I can hear my lesbian neighbors fighting over the bathroom every morning; I wonder why they don't take a sits bath?

by Lifty Lady March 13, 2019

Long Bath

When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”

“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”

by ImSpike March 01, 2021