Immediate Medical Attention

If I do not receive it... I will die. Whatever happens after is on the rest of you. Because I will be dead. Even if I were to reverse every position I have ever had, that will not change what other people are going to do in response to the things that happen to me. There is no undoing things for me. Either my brain hurts or it doesn't. I am either in a cage or not in a cage. You are either actively using the symptoms of an illness people to not have against people or you are not doing that. This is not supposed to be visible to the public. Who's bright idea was it to make this visible to the public?
Hym "You know that feeling you get where you feel as though you need immediate medical attention and you continue to feel that way for years, like, literally 2 years straight? Because that is what's happening right now. It's not good. Doesn't feel great. It actually feels the opposite of that. But you know what would make it all better? Do you have a guess? CHILD MURDER!? WHY WOULD SUGGEST SUCH A THING!? I was GOING to suggest 'a dry tugger from Jenna Ortega!' You freak! Child Murder? Really?"
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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Attentioning

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Attention slag

A girl who will fuck loads of boys and do literally anything to get attention. especially in class when they shout really loads so everyone will look at them.
Jess: OMG I GOT THAT ANSWER SIR(really load and winey)
John: oh my she is so annoying and load.

James: I know, she just can't help being an attention slag.
by Samliv September 03, 2015
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Bijective theory of consciousness which states that a discrete surface area can be divided arbitrarily into an uncountable number of surface areas.
The attention theory of everything propounds that the Vikaasian set of uncountable primes is bijective to the Cantor set of uncountable functions.

Implies that a surface area is a number.

Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.

Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.
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Attention EMP

An attention EMP is a comment lobbed into a discussion that has the effect of distracting all participants of the discussion badly.
Man, Jeremy threw and attention EMP in on that meeting that was so bad we had to take a 10 minute biobreak.
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Attention deficit disorder

The underlying condition that makes people kiss everyone's butt in order to get attention.
Keith has Attention deficit disorder so bad, he will do anything to get you to pay attention to him no matter how lame it makes him.
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Attention syndrome

A person who always needs attention or will die
I am going to die if you don't talk to me soon because I have {Attention syndrome}
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