Apolojizz

An apology made by a man after a case of premature ejaculation

John: "So how did it go with Sarah last night?"
Steve: "Not so good.. things kind of ended a bit.. too fast..."
John: "Oh, I see. I hope you gave her an honest apolojizz"
Steve: "Yeah, I apolojizzed over and over again. We're going out again tonight"

by Slim P and El Punkt May 14, 2011

Apollo 13

A variation on Space Docking, Apollo 13 involves tilting a woman back on her shoulders after defecating in her vagina, causing her to expel the fecal matter out of her vagina onto her own face (if into her own mouth, see Apollo 11). The original defecator is then required to state, "Houston, we have a problem."

That girl was so nasty, she let me Apollo 13 her ass and then just fell asleep.

by Bobby Business August 7, 2011

apol

a half apology

"I was in a mood, and I threw that out there.. It's a half apology -- it's an apol!" - Charlie Sheen

(re: his earlier comments about Jon Cryer being a troll)

by aliyance March 25, 2011

Apolojizz

The act of using sex as a formal apology.

"Dude, I heard Dev called Sammy a bitch!"

"Yeah man, we all think he should go apolojizz"

by GENEROUSteve April 25, 2012

Apolojizz

To feel bad about coming quickly

He got to excited and apolojizzed, leaving her unsatisfied.

by Spider Borland October 3, 2010

Sympathetic Apolitical

a person who is apolitical or someone who doesn't care about politics, the country's future, etc. but he/she does care about someone's future.

guy 1: wow, this coutry is doomed, they literally voted without thinking or checking their backgrounds.
guy 2: they're stupid man
guy 1: fck this country and the politics, i don't care about their future, ofc, except for my GF's future and my family
guy 2: wow, you're a Sympathetic Apolitical

by The Casa May 29, 2022

apolitical

A person who doesn't give a shit about the poor and the suffering world around them and would rather entertain themselves with their own greed and selfishness!

Democrat: We have to impeach Trump otherwise the USA will suffer severely and thousands will die. I MEAN IT!
Apolitical Dude: Who gives a shit? I would much rather look at my football and basketball than care about people dying...
Democrat: You're an apolitical asshole!

by TERCELNYHUSSLA June 1, 2019