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Apocalypse envy

"gosh religious people have a lot of pent up apocalypse envy, I sure hope a giant meteor whipes us out before the next election."
by peat pulp July 1, 2016
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Apocalyptic Cats

Cats that start worldwide disaster by wasting all the metal by eating cat food and they eat all the fish so no more marine life and they kill all the rats and mice so there is too many mousetraps and cheese then the humans tred on the moustraps and die and the cats drink all the milk so the cows have to boost production and they get so tired that they die and they are being led by a Cat-aclysmic Cat.
Cat lover: I have 100 Apocalyptic cats and a Cat-aclysmic Cat
Cat hater: Finally! My cat cannon will come in use!
Cat lover: Hey what?? NO!
Cat hater: Yes! They will start apocalypse!
Cat lover: They are my cats, you can't do anything about them.
Cat hater: World War III! Prepare to die sucker!
by Horse Power January 2, 2017
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Apologiesing

Oh baby, want to get Apologiesing later?
by Yolomaster963 March 30, 2017
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Apolo

A god from Greek mythology. Currently used to describe homosexual people.
Oh you must be that Apolo guy I heard about.
by Alexray35 June 10, 2017
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apocalihpse

A male who has sex with girls to get them pregnant, and proceeds to never come back.
Apocalihpse had sec with her and she hasn't seen the apocalihpse since.
by notkejejnsn September 4, 2017
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apoeofj

Wow thats a apoeofj
by hehexd123456789 October 25, 2017
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Apocuntlypse

A world being over run by cunts, not good cunts, fucking shit cunts, shit cunts are fucked.
Person#1. “ cunts broke into my house while I was on holiday
Preson#2 “ bro, sounds like a fucking Apocuntlypse , shit cunts”
by Callum sanchomarquez April 23, 2018
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