Ashton is the Lord Farquaad of life. So insecure in himself that he constantly one ups people and puts others down to feel better about himself. Thinks he’s so hard to read, but everyone knows exactly how he is. Ashton will tell a story that he thinks makes him look like the man, but in reality everyone is full body cringing. Ashton thinks he’s Gods gift to women, but will never actually talk to any of them. Then later he will go and tell his friends that he has all these women that want him. Ashton: A one upper, over exaggerating baby back bitch.
John: “man I’m about to buy a motorcycle and show everyone how much of a man I really am”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
by Ohioidiot July 12, 2019
Get the Ashtonmug. 
by TawnsYawns February 1, 2023
Get the Ashton Mark Wallacemug. He will be your whole world. He will make you feel like your the only one who ever matters. He will treat not only you but your whole family with so much love and respect you wish you could have him but get stuck loving him from a far. He thinks he isn’t good enough no matter how much you tell him he is and even when he is hurting he will love you more than what he is going through.
by Ali mae December 12, 2021
Get the Ashtonmug. Ashton is the type of person who is a literal cunt and succs all the little boy peepee he can find. He's super fucking gay even though he says he isn't.
by cocksuccer April 10, 2019
Get the Ashtonmug. Ashton is usually a boy in his mid to late teens he is incredibly handsome ,charismatic and a great actor he is also the greatest living guitarist in the world today
by Gsus123 May 10, 2022
Get the Ashtonmug.