Absolute unit

Absolute unit

Jamie is an absolute unit

by Moefoe2015 March 23, 2022

As Absolute Balls

To an extreme degree

"It is hot as absolute balls out here. I'm sweating like a pig."

by DoubleDDucky October 3, 2016

Absolute Shithouse

1: A house full of poo/feces/shit
2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit
3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton

1: I drowned in the absolute shithouse
2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!

by Fitzionmedick November 20, 2021

ABSOLUTE

Said in Agreement, Approval, Appreciation, or Acknowledgement during social or non-social situations

Triple M makes a mockery of the Batman all the damn time.......that's ABSOLUTE!!!!!!!

by TRIPLE.M August 29, 2025

An absolute fucking retard

you

you are an absolute fucking retard

by boobsburp March 24, 2025

absolute monkey

A braindead or an absolute illiterate.

This kid is an absolute monkey.

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020

Absolute thunder

The alcoholic mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight” Guy 2 “all I got is absolute thunder” Guy 1 “what?!? The mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka?!?” Guy 2 “hell yeah bro”

by Grayson C. Peters July 29, 2021