Second Hiney

When your ass is so saggy that it pushes up against your thighs and creates a second smaller ass between your first ass and thighs.

"I'm self conscious in a bikini because it shows off my second hiney"

by BatShitCrazy87 August 15, 2015

Second responder

Anyone that responds to an emergency that is not immediately on the scene when it happens. Ex: police, firefighters, paramedics.

The true first responders are those who are at the scene when the emergency starts and the second responders arrive during or after the situation has already been resolved.

by Bourbonstreetguttersnake May 26, 2021

second nut

peeing

peeing is the second nut because of how good it feels

by nutboy21 November 18, 2020

Second ass

scalp

"Shes got a nice second ass on her head"

by mikkelHelmström February 10, 2017

jira second

A Jira second is defined as roughly 10 seconds longer than what you usually would expect.

A: "I did press Save, but nothing happens."
B: "Just wait for a Jira second to"

by _Caretaker_ October 5, 2020

Second baseman

A second baseman is a person is either baseball or softball that plays second base. They typically do not get much hit to them but when they do they are on their toes. Their specialties include covering first and second as well as covering the base in a run down which they always enjoy. Typically the most enthusiastic on the team and hyper about getting to play their position. Second basemen always rock a face mask when chosen. Most second basemens take possession over the base second and are very protective over their spot.

Person 1: “dude did you see how hyper she was covering second for that run down!!”

Person 2: “yep! She must be the second baseman.”

by allielovesunicorns January 4, 2019

chad the second

the second in a line of assholes

chad the second is an asshole

by Penisbutt the second April 3, 2017