Cockblocked by Kobe

When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.

Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!

by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018

Kobe Pasta

When a crumbus grumbuses the crangus up.

Oh boy, I sure did a lot of Kobe Pasta yesterday...

by Kobe Pasta January 17, 2018

fat boyy kobe

A real ass nigga tht don’t stop worry bout these bitches and stop fucking wit fake niggas🤙🏿

Who tht fat boyy kobe sawwwuueeeee💦

by Bcc.kobe🤟🏾 February 14, 2018

Kobe

A gay boy

Kobe is my boyfriend

by kobesgirlfriend January 8, 2017

Kobe

kobe is the chubby friend is is so funny. He be acting dumb most of the time. And he like his "foOoOoOD" he short . Kobe will love you <3

kobe the man.

by r.forreese December 6, 2019

Kobe

Kobe is that type of guy to throw you out like molded cheese. First he loves you then he CHEATS. So don’t date a Kobe B

girl: did you hear about Kobe

girl 2: yeah what a total idiot

by e-girl24 December 9, 2019

Kobe

The man who made our paper ball shots that much better.

Joe was going to make a paper ball shot before he shot, he shouted ¨kobe

by i did not cough in my arm joe January 27, 2020