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by harrysumpter October 12, 2022
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Leider isch des Gschenk koa Waffeleisen oda a Fahrt in Europapark, ih hoff dennoch, dass as di freut! Mir isch di Idee dazua am Gardasee am Strand koh, wo ih ma denkt hon, dass ih mit deam dir a Fröd macha kann und verdiant hättschas scho lang- und was mir noch wichtig isch, ih möcht nia a Geschenk über an „materiella Wert“ definiera, es hat sich halt dieses mol genau so si solla!
Leider isch des Gschenk koa Waffeleisen oda a Fahrt in Europapark, ih hoff dennoch, dass as di freut! Mir isch di Idee dazua am Gardasee am Strand koh, wo ih ma denkt hon, dass ih mit deam dir a Fröd macha kann und verdiant hättschas scho lang- und was mir noch wichtig isch, ih möcht nia a Geschenk über an „materiella Wert“ definiera, es hat sich halt dieses mol genau so si solla!
by neunelf November 27, 2021
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Laura's don't judge ever!
They always have your back and never let you have a worry in the world. If you have a Laura as a best friend you know you can always count on them for advice and someone to vent to.
Laura's are probably never bored! They are the most interesting people to hang out with, they always have GREAT ideas and you never know what they are going to say. Laura's are super confident and if you ever need a pep- talk go straight to a Laura. They are so smart and funny. They will make you wonder so much.
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Random stranger: 'yo is that Laura?'
Me: 'Ya, and she's my bsf, also shes taken. So do the hooky-pooky and turn your fat fucking ass right back to your fucking seat. Wtf is wrong w/ ur ashy ass?'
Me: 'Ya, and she's my bsf, also shes taken. So do the hooky-pooky and turn your fat fucking ass right back to your fucking seat. Wtf is wrong w/ ur ashy ass?'
by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022
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by Dannyasimpoflaura November 22, 2021
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