John

In a few words A Fat Bloke that’s bad at telling jokes. His hair is disgusting and shits out of his pussy. Next person who sees him will eat his pussy. Don’t come in eye contact with him. He never will set foot from his home because he can’t go anywhere. He is condemned in solitary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’s a chicken John.

by Duffman II November 21, 2017

John

John is a Sandwich sneaking coke stealing piece of crap. He will steal your food as he makes you unload his car. He will Propose using a chicken. They like crazy women and can’t drive.Not very educated or no common sense.

If you see a John hide your cokes

by LeBron better than Jordan March 26, 2020

John

A fun, loving guy who speaks little of him self an brings joy to many though, he may be quite akward he fits in with many ,and is surrounded with people that care for him.

My best friend John can help he's great in these situations!

by That one chick!!!!!!!!! July 23, 2019

John.

John. is a coder who will abuse his powers in every way he can. He will also ruin any type of dream you ever wish for.

Typical Bio: Coder.

John., can you abuse a few people for me?

by Loilipop June 29, 2019

John

Meaning gun - mostly used in Liverpool

I’m not scared of him arkids got his John lad

by Scousemsttlad June 10, 2018

John

Every British/American guy ever

Person #1: Yo that guy's British. What do you think his name is?
Perso n #2: Probably John

by petergrifin June 8, 2020

JOHN

He is a fucking cuck that likes to tackle for no reason, he likes to embarrass you in front of your friends. If you ever encounter one of these savage beasts, remember to throw your trusty basketball at his dick. if you see him sleaping remember to slit his through
omg this john is such a fucking cuck

this john is such a fucking cuck

by gaylord sam November 2, 2018