Callum

Callum, someone who is very boring, has no personality or sense of humour not even talent and enjoys Arctic Monkeys.

M: Is that Callum, what a boring piece of sh*t.

by Hornby November 3, 2019

Callum

little chubby ginger cunt

are you a callum?

by saltytoaster December 23, 2019

Callum Goldring

this mans cock is down to his knees. And will bang Scott Brown.

oh its callum goldring

by penis suckker March 10, 2022

callum steel

A big black guy who has a lot of sex.

Callum in Latin is Callus.

Callus is a thickened and hardened part of the skin or soft tissue, especially in an area that has been subjected to friction.

Steel is a Steel Rod.

"Woah did you see that Callum Steel? He got loads of pussy."

by White Charlie August 3, 2022

Callum

The best name ever, I love callums and wish I could be with them all the time. If you get a Callum, hold on to them forever because you will never find someone like them.

Fiona: I’m pretty great, right?
Callum: WALKS IN
Fiona: Starts praying to him

by killlists August 18, 2022

Callum Tetris

Tricking someone into believing something untrue for an extended amount of time.

"Do you remember that Callum Tetris we did a few weeks back?"

by Dr. Fortnite Sheen May 1, 2020

Callum

Vile sex offender know to follow girls home

That guy is such a callum

by anonymous November 24, 2021