Your mom's face pouch 

The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.

Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.

Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb

Etc.

Your mom's face pouch by moydog April 5, 2010

National Cum on your homie’s face day 

National cum on your homie’s face day is a day when you can bust a load on your homies face without it being gay.

“Hey bro it’s national cum on your homie’s face day”

“Word, come over and cum on my face”

National Cum on your homie’s face day by homiefucker December 11, 2023

Slap your sibling across their face day! 

On the 1st November, you can slap as little or as many of your siblings across their face

“Hey! It’s national slap your sibling across their face day!”

Slap your sibling across their face day! by Reetusthedinostomper October 26, 2019

Get your finger out of my face 

Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 7.

ABBY LEE MILLER: i said brooke is your mother speaking for you-
KELLY can i speak to the managar HYLAND: GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE
kids: 🤧😧😰😱
Jill: 👁👄👁
Christi: 🤭
Mellisa: 🏃 ♂️💨💨💨

Get your finger out of my face by getyourfingeroutofmyface June 1, 2021

spell your name on my face 

When a girl is sitting on someone’s face and she spells her name with her hips while being eaten out

him : “When we fuck i want you to spell your name on my face.”

spell your name on my face by imjustbetter November 13, 2022

Your mother's mother's face

The next level in the progression of the "your mother" insults, after "your mother's mother" or "your mother's face". Should be used in the same meaningless fashion as "your mother", perhaps when you've run out of insults, or need a step up from the lame "your mother" insult already directed at you.

Person 1: What up
Person 2: Your mother
Person 1: Yeah well your mother's mother
Person 2: OHHH well your mother's mother's FACE!
Person 3: BURN!! He's got you there...

Your mother's mother's face by Antony Johnston April 7, 2006

national punch your sister across the face day 

november 2-3 especially when there name is carys yates and they are 16 make sure to slap em silly

“happy national punch your sister across the face day”

national punch your sister across the face day by devoted christian November 2, 2020