You got jokes

What someone says when theyre losing a joke session

John: u eat ice cream for breakfast everyday thats why u large as shit

Joe: you got jokes

by tweenthroughherlegs November 6, 2023

you got to be capping me

Interchangeable for
"You've got to be lying" or
"You've got to be kidding/shitting me"
With the word cap

Okay so muh paid for this party with fake money an I'm like you got to be capping me cuh who the fuck has that shit yuno

by Findloo Chunk December 26, 2023

Haha got you

I just waisted your time 😪 now go back to what ever you were doing

*post about it* go search haha got you on urban dictionary *friend goes and searches...*

by anonymous January 13, 2021

You got that.

When someone doesn’t really know or agree with someone else’s decision or statement. Then you hit them with the, “ you got that.”

Also another way to say that’s your problem.

Example 1:
*running a scav mission in Tarkov*
P1: “Lets get to extraction.”
P2: *let me just loot this body real quick.”
P1: “Alright bro, you got that.” * proceeds to leave
P2: * gets domed by a sniper.”

Example 2:
Your girl or guy explaining something you’re either not paying attention to or you just don’t understand.

P1: … “you get what I mean.”
P2: “Yo, you got that.”

Example 3:
P1: “help me move the body?”
P2: “yeah, you got that.”

by xxxChickenPopxxx January 15, 2022

You got me jumping like…

BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM

You got me jumping like… boom

by Hsuahavae December 15, 2024

I got you Abe

When Western Israeli allies step in to provide support to Israel after the latest Hamas terror attack.

Benjamin Netanyahu: Hamas extremists massacred over 1200 innocent Israelis during the October 7th attacks. Israel is surrounded by enemies.

President Biden: I got you Abe

by RandyRhoads84 December 24, 2023

you just got das’ed!

The triumph of being blessed by Mr Dasopatis’ actions, whether it is delaying a deadline or giving the best English resources and materials.

Opposite to “you got roasted”

Mr Dasopatis: I just moved your IOs from next week to next month + I sent you all LitCharts on Cuckoo’s Nest.
Arianna and George: You just got das’ed!

by youjustgotdased November 18, 2022